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5/20 BUTRz and Weird-Al’s Tribute Hash

Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading

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5/15 The Lucid and Ludicrous Little 500 Bash!

Cum one, cum all, come virgins, cum sloppies, to Cocky and Sharty’s Lucid and Lucicrous Little 500 bash!! Now that Bloomington has calmed down, we can ride bikes and drink beer just like the undergrads do! Bring a bike, yourself, … Continue reading

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5/13 Wild Hare & Food Drive Hash by Lick Her’Package!

Everywank’s favorite mailman is going to lay us… AGAIN. This time to support the post office’s annual food drive! It’s true! Along with honorary mail carrier Susie Bee Strokeher, we’re gonna collect some freaking food to donate to the local … Continue reading

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5/7 BUTRz Off Dead Hash

FADE IN: MIDDLE OF SCARLET OAK WOODS, NORTH EAST OF BLOOMINGTON — MID DAY The sun rays shine down through the tree cover somewhere in south central Indiana. The sounds of birds can be heard in the background. The occasional … Continue reading

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5/6 Ana(l)gram New Moon Bash

Cum join Lick Her’Package and F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash … Continue reading

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5/1 What’sup Let’s Bash Today Bash

What’sup wanks? Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.) Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single … Continue reading

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4/22 Fool Moon Hash of the Virgins!

Two virgin hares, LickHerp Package and Hentai Me Up, are fated to pop their cherries this Friday night under the light of the full moon. Neither thought their first time would be with another virgin. They had both watched others … Continue reading

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Captain Planet Earth Day Celebration Hash

In celebration of Earth Day weekend, cum run through the shiggy with our favorite early 90’s cartoon caricature of all things green. $0 for first timers, and $7 for the rest of you wanks. When: Saturday, April 23 at 4 … Continue reading

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Lil’ (500) Red (Head) Riding The Library Hood Book Bash

Once upon a time (as it is said), There were 2 lil’ riders with hair of red. They found that on a weekend day, They still had more time to play Please follow along with this short tale, As there … Continue reading

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Beerfestivus for the rest of us! Hash

NOTE: This is the first 2016 hash to move to our summer start time of 4:00 PM! For the wanks who don’t want to rub elbows with hundreds of people to drink beer from small plastic vessels, we bring you … Continue reading

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