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5/21 Weird Al’s 5th Analversary!

Posted on May 16, 2016 by admin

Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of … Continue reading →

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5/20 BUTRz and Weird-Al’s Tribute Hash

Posted on May 16, 2016 by admin

Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading →

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5/15 The Lucid and Ludicrous Little 500 Bash!

Posted on May 11, 2016 by admin

Cum one, cum all, come virgins, cum sloppies, to Cocky and Sharty’s Lucid and Lucicrous Little 500 bash!! Now that Bloomington has calmed down, we can ride bikes and drink beer just like the undergrads do! Bring a bike, yourself, … Continue reading →

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5/13 Wild Hare & Food Drive Hash by Lick Her’Package!

Posted on May 5, 2016 by admin

Everywank’s favorite mailman is going to lay us… AGAIN. This time to support the post office’s annual food drive! It’s true! Along with honorary mail carrier Susie Bee Strokeher, we’re gonna collect some freaking food to donate to the local … Continue reading →

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5/7 BUTRz Off Dead Hash

Posted on May 4, 2016 by admin

FADE IN: MIDDLE OF SCARLET OAK WOODS, NORTH EAST OF BLOOMINGTON — MID DAY The sun rays shine down through the tree cover somewhere in south central Indiana. The sounds of birds can be heard in the background. The occasional … Continue reading →

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5/6 Ana(l)gram New Moon Bash

Posted on May 3, 2016 by admin

Cum join Lick Her’Package and F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash … Continue reading →

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5/1 What’sup Let’s Bash Today Bash

Posted on April 27, 2016 by admin

What’sup wanks? Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.) Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single … Continue reading →

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4/22 Fool Moon Hash of the Virgins!

Posted on April 18, 2016 by admin

Two virgin hares, LickHerp Package and Hentai Me Up, are fated to pop their cherries this Friday night under the light of the full moon. Neither thought their first time would be with another virgin. They had both watched others … Continue reading →

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Captain Planet Earth Day Celebration Hash

Posted on April 18, 2016 by admin

In celebration of Earth Day weekend, cum run through the shiggy with our favorite early 90’s cartoon caricature of all things green. $0 for first timers, and $7 for the rest of you wanks. When: Saturday, April 23 at 4 … Continue reading →

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Lil’ (500) Red (Head) Riding The Library Hood Book Bash

Posted on April 13, 2016 by admin

Once upon a time (as it is said), There were 2 lil’ riders with hair of red. They found that on a weekend day, They still had more time to play Please follow along with this short tale, As there … Continue reading →

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