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9/4 Bash-analversary (Bash #87)

This year’s bashelversary will be on our regularly scheduled bash date of 9/4, the Sunday of Labor Day Weekend, at our regular time (3:00p). It will run a little later than most bashes (perhaps plan ahead, if your half-mind is … Continue reading

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Gosbash!

Cum visit Anal 500 and Wooden Rim Job on a gravel-y bash in the wonderful town of Gosport! We will be leaving from our front lawn (side walk) at 3pm and embarking on a rather long, maybe 10 or 15 … Continue reading

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7/3 No Plans, No Friends, No Problem! – New Moon Bash

Join Custom Shag and Nuns Shall Pass for a last minute clue bash for you wanks without plans. It may be raining, so dress appropriately. Headlights (wsh?) and taillights are highly recommended. We’ll start from the next to the top … Continue reading

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6/26 Wet Hot American Bash!

One year ago, some guy named Nunshallpass invited a very mild-mannered mail carrier to a hash and then a bash the following day. Said mail carrier was then introduced to the ways of the hash/bash world and found the mixture … Continue reading

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6/12 Live Bare Bash

Cum catch Boner and Pitts as they attempt to live bare a trail for all you wanky bashers! For those in the group who haven’t been on a live trail before, us bares will leave Salt Creek right after chalk … Continue reading

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6/3 Hard as a Rock New Moon Bash

Cum join F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash Practice (beginning at … Continue reading

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5/29 Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here Memorial Bash

Join Custom Shag and Nuns Shall Pass as we lay to rest the name, Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here. Reception to follow. Beer and orange food will be provided. In other news, a bouncy baby name, Blooming Fools Bash, was … Continue reading

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5/15 The Lucid and Ludicrous Little 500 Bash!

Cum one, cum all, come virgins, cum sloppies, to Cocky and Sharty’s Lucid and Lucicrous Little 500 bash!! Now that Bloomington has calmed down, we can ride bikes and drink beer just like the undergrads do! Bring a bike, yourself, … Continue reading

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5/6 Ana(l)gram New Moon Bash

Cum join Lick Her’Package and F. Lots Pittsgerald this Friday for a New Moon Clue Bash beginning at 6:30! We will be leaving from the parking lot across the street from the Atlas, so anyone who wants to attend Hash … Continue reading

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5/1 What’sup Let’s Bash Today Bash

What’sup wanks? Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.) Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single … Continue reading

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