Category Archives: Bashes

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‘Wear Something Gaudy Day’ Bash 10/17 @ 2pm

Are you a half-mind and your mother dresses you funny? Well, you’re just the type we’re looking for! Cum on out to Bryan Park’s north shelter on Saturday, 10/17 and celebrate Wear Something Gaudy Day by bashing and letting your … Continue reading

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Get a clue, you fucking bear! (New Moon Clue Bash) 10/13 @ 7pm

It’s getting darker earlier which makes for laying New Moon trails with flour especially hard. So how bout a clue bash? It basically entails going from point A to point B to point C, etc., until beer is found. A … Continue reading

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Oktoberfest Bash 10/4 @ 4pm

Break out your lederunterhosen; it’s time for Oktoberfest! Your bares, F. Lots Pittsgerald and Hand’ersome Pooper, will take you on a lager-fueled Reise of autumnal Gedenkfeier beginning at Winslow Woods Park. German attire and gear are vorgeschlagen. Bring: a bike, … Continue reading

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Ye Ole’ Ritzy Posh Luxurious Bash 9/20 @ 4pm

Bust out your monocles, adorn yourselves with elegant attire, and join your bares Lick Herp Package and CockHome Syndrome for an elegant bash of extravagant proportions! This posh bash will take you for a leisurely stroll through some of the … Continue reading

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Fuck the New Moon Bash 9/13 @ 6:30pm

Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck the moon! Fuck your bike! Fuck the new moon with us this Sunday, starting at 6:30pm and ending late as fuck. Its gonna be shitty and long, so strap on your strapon mother fuckers. Bring … Continue reading

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The Bushwackiest Bushwhacking Bash Ever

Whack away, fellow bashers! This shig-tastic bash (weather permitting) will take you on a spirit journey to a bountiful spring of spirits and other shitty libations. You’d be a square to pass this one up! Trail will be (mainly) road … Continue reading

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Lick Herp Package and Just Nick’s New Moon Bash

This ain’t some pansy-ass Twilight-themed bash! This is a legit NEW MOON bash! Friday! Beginning at Just Nick’s place! Be there or be forever labeled as LAME! Virgins are free–$6 if you are already broken in 😀 When: Friday, 8/14 … Continue reading

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Smokey the Bear’s Birthday Bash

Let’s get rugged. Let’s get wild. Let’s get responsible about putting out our campfires. Cum and celebrate Smokey the Bear’s birthday with a long, shiggy trail bared by Nuns Shall Pass and F. Lotts Pittsgerald. The Quickie Deets: – Where: … Continue reading

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“Yeah, Saturday at 2pm. 9th Street Park. Fairview Street parking lot” Bash

Mothershucker is hosting a MS’ing Bash.             Where: 9th St Park (9th & Fairview), Bloomington, IN 47404 When: Saturday, July 25 @ 2:00 PM How Much: $6 for the crew. Bring yo new friends for free.

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Justs’ Bad-ass and Bodacious Bash’

The first and only Bad-ass and Bodacious Bash this Sunday at 3pm, with your lovable bares Just Andy and Just Pete!! Point A is at a bare’s house, 1400 S Lincoln St. Cum one cum all. More details and beer … Continue reading

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