Category Archives: Hashes

PH and first gentlewank ET bring you an Erection Day Hash to be remembered for at least five minutes, complete with voting for your 2016-17 MisManagers! Cum join us at the parking lot adjacent to the former Proton Therapy Center … Continue reading →

What!! I don’t even know these guys! Who’s fault? Assfault!!! Hare 1) Body By Alf Hare 2) Count Motorboat Ah Ah Ah Cum Ye wanks!!! When: Saturday, May 28 at 4 PM Where: St Charles Catholic School, 2222 E 3rd … Continue reading →

Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of … Continue reading →

Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading →

Everywank’s favorite mailman is going to lay us… AGAIN. This time to support the post office’s annual food drive! It’s true! Along with honorary mail carrier Susie Bee Strokeher, we’re gonna collect some freaking food to donate to the local … Continue reading →

FADE IN: MIDDLE OF SCARLET OAK WOODS, NORTH EAST OF BLOOMINGTON — MID DAY The sun rays shine down through the tree cover somewhere in south central Indiana. The sounds of birds can be heard in the background. The occasional … Continue reading →

Two virgin hares, LickHerp Package and Hentai Me Up, are fated to pop their cherries this Friday night under the light of the full moon. Neither thought their first time would be with another virgin. They had both watched others … Continue reading →

In celebration of Earth Day weekend, cum run through the shiggy with our favorite early 90’s cartoon caricature of all things green. $0 for first timers, and $7 for the rest of you wanks. When: Saturday, April 23 at 4 … Continue reading →

NOTE: This is the first 2016 hash to move to our summer start time of 4:00 PM! For the wanks who don’t want to rub elbows with hundreds of people to drink beer from small plastic vessels, we bring you … Continue reading →

It’s time for EASTER KEGG! A mini-event hosted by BFH3 MisManagement. Where will it be? What will it be like? Well, you’ll just have to cum and find out. Esteemed BFH3 JM Kinsey and veteran hare Titwad are laying us … Continue reading →