All dates are Saturdays, unless noted. Saturday trails start at 3pm in winter, 4pm in summer (DST starts on Sunday, March 10, and ends on Sunday, November 3).
6/7 -6/9 ANALVERSARY AT BROWN COUNTY STATE PARK
6/17 FM Monday
6/22 The Creams: Super Soft Bday Hash!
7/16 FM Tuesday
8/15 FM Thursday
9/14 TLAP Hash – Man Buns of Steel (Combo FM Hash?)/FM Saturday
9/28 Broke Bitch Mounted and ???
10/12 IU Homecumming – Psycho
10/13 FM Sunday
11/12 FM Tuesday
12/7 (Jingle Balls?)
12/12 FM Thursday
Category Archives: Hashes
PH and first gentlewank ET bring you an Erection Day Hash to be remembered for at least five minutes, complete with voting for your 2016-17 MisManagers! Cum join us at the parking lot adjacent to the former Proton Therapy Center … Continue reading
What!! I don’t even know these guys! Who’s fault? Assfault!!! Hare 1) Body By Alf Hare 2) Count Motorboat Ah Ah Ah Cum Ye wanks!!! When: Saturday, May 28 at 4 PM Where: St Charles Catholic School, 2222 E 3rd … Continue reading
Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of … Continue reading
Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here, We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the path. And he said: “Lay the … Continue reading
Everywank’s favorite mailman is going to lay us… AGAIN. This time to support the post office’s annual food drive! It’s true! Along with honorary mail carrier Susie Bee Strokeher, we’re gonna collect some freaking food to donate to the local … Continue reading
FADE IN: MIDDLE OF SCARLET OAK WOODS, NORTH EAST OF BLOOMINGTON — MID DAY The sun rays shine down through the tree cover somewhere in south central Indiana. The sounds of birds can be heard in the background. The occasional … Continue reading
Two virgin hares, LickHerp Package and Hentai Me Up, are fated to pop their cherries this Friday night under the light of the full moon. Neither thought their first time would be with another virgin. They had both watched others … Continue reading
In celebration of Earth Day weekend, cum run through the shiggy with our favorite early 90’s cartoon caricature of all things green. $0 for first timers, and $7 for the rest of you wanks. When: Saturday, April 23 at 4 … Continue reading
NOTE: This is the first 2016 hash to move to our summer start time of 4:00 PM! For the wanks who don’t want to rub elbows with hundreds of people to drink beer from small plastic vessels, we bring you … Continue reading