Category Archives: Hashes

$7 Experienced Hashers, free for first-timers.   Hares: ET and BBBG! Shiggy level: Shiggy Urban level: Urbanish “Beer is Coming” is the motto of your half-minded hares, some of the great hashers of Blooming Fools. The meaning behind these words … Continue reading →

Believing January 2 to be the Feast of the Circumcision, Circuscision found himself overcum with half-minded glee. So he cut short the discussion and snatched the date of the first regular(?!) hash of the New Year. It turns out, however, … Continue reading →

“Santa’s Reindeer Games” We’ve got our little holes workin’ hard From the trains and blows and nards! Hurry now cause Santa’s a-waitin’ Hashers marchin’ out the door– Carrying’ their drinks galore For Santa’s reindeer games! This is more than just … Continue reading →

Jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle Balls rocks Jingle Balls swings and jingle bells ring Hashing and drinking and barrels of beer It’s that Jingle Balls time of yeaaaaar! That’s right wanks, it’s time for the annual BFH3 Jingle Balls Hash! … Continue reading →

On December 5, 1933, the 21st Amendment to the Constitution was ratified by Utah, of all places, ending Prohibition and generally allowing everyone who was already drinking to relax around their uptight rat-fink snitching friends. This Saturday, we’ll be honoring … Continue reading →

The full moon is falling on Thanksgiving-Eve this month! In celebration, The Love Butt, Psychedelic Cum Fountain, and PH cum together in a forbidden three-way to bring you a Fool Moon hash mini-event not to be missed! Join us for … Continue reading →

Join your high-class hares PH and GoesInTite at a BFH3 hash MOST genteel and refreshing! These distinguished current and former BFH3 nobility have made arrangements to entertain only the most sophisticated of wankers at that epoch of outdoor culture and … Continue reading →

This half-minded group has a family tree so long and sorted, who wouldn’t get confused? So much incest…it is best…Such debauchery! Come follow a long-time Bloomingfool tradition and join the saga of the Hash of the Titans. What is the … Continue reading →

Your Hares: I Kinsey UR Butthole, Kegelator, Eh, Rough Sextimate (note TWO virgin hares) Cost: SEE “COST” BELOW We will hare a turkey/eagle style trail and pub crawl (YES, it can be done) to satisfy walkers and r**ners alike. And………………..WAIT … Continue reading →

[N.B. – See below re: THE HASH WILL START AT 3PM!!!] Does a bear shit in the woods? Who knows. There aren’t any bears in southern Indiana anymore. But there are beery wanks aplenty. Is a beer drunk in the … Continue reading →