Monthly Archives: January 2015

Fool moon hash with your wanking friends! Where? Park Ridge East basketball courts When? 7pm, Monday Feb 2 (hares away at 7:15pm) Beer? You bet your sweet ass there’ll be beer! Hares? Gargle Nuts and Hand’ersome Pooper How much? $6 … Continue reading →

January 31st, 1961: Ham the Chimp (aka Ham the Astrochimp) became the first Hominidae launched into space. Ham’s name is an acronym for the lab which prepared him for his historic mission — the Holloman Aerospace Medical Center, located at … Continue reading →

“Freedom and Whisky gang thegither, Tak oft yer dram! Down yer heavy, straddle yer bike, Lest we a’ ur damned!” – Robert Fucking Burns, aka The Bard Cum out to celebrate Robbie Burns Day (Scootlund’s second National Day) this January … Continue reading →

40F? Clear skies? Shiggy trail? Starts almost from your backyard? Beer? You better come out and thaw your frozen buns. Bring your $6, virgins are free. (I think that came out wrong) Start time: 3:00pm, 1/17/2015, Saturday. Location: IU Cyclotron … Continue reading →