Monthly Archives: June 2015

Sloppy Seconds Fool Moon Hash

What’s that you say? No time to hash? Nonsense! Why? Because our beer-addled, drunk-ass planet is all wobbly and can’t keep it’s shit together like it’s on White Lightning time or something. So science is all set to fiddle with … Continue reading

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Summer School Hash

So, you made some questionable choices during the school year, cut class once too often, or cussed out the teacher. Congratulations, you’ve earned yourself a ticket to summer school! In order to graduate you’ll have to follow the trail but … Continue reading

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Sunday just so happens to be Pop Goes the Weasel Day. It’s also Bourbon Day. It’s also Strawberry Shortcake Day. It’s also Flag Day. With all that packed into one day, I say it’s high time to ride our beers … Continue reading

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Fiddler on the Dam Wild Hare Hash

Fiddles in town. Fiddles want hare. So Fiddles hare. Come hash with Fiddles. You meet Fiddles at boathouse parking lot, across the parkway on North Hinkle Road (Fiddles give GPS later). You do it now. You get beer. Fiddles give … Continue reading

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Shark in the Bush Hash

40 years ago this week, the movie Jaws was released, instilling a generation with the dread fear that they could be happily dog-paddling in the ocean one moment and chewed into fish kibble the next. We can’t provide an ocean … Continue reading

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