IMPORTANT – BRING CRANIAL ILLUMINATION or OTHER PORTABLE LIGHT SOURCE AND DRY SHOES!!
Here cums Peter (hehe, I said Peter) Cotton Tail, hashing down the shitty trail. Hippity hoppity beer is on its way!
Yes, Virginia, (oops, wrong Jesus holiday, just go with it, ok?) there will be an Easter Keg Hash. Your very real and special Easter Hares, Titwad and Goesintite will be your hosts. There will be beer, shitty trail, frivolity, beer, bad singing of old worn out hash songs, maybe some green on the trees, probably no snow, beer, prizes!!! (Wooo Hoooo) and, of course, what would the celebration of the rebirth of the Lord Gispert, er Jesus, I mean, be without an Easter Keg Hunt? (don’t say that fast, it could be misconstrued as something entirely different). Location and time are below so shut your pie hole, mmmmm, PIE. And, no, Jesus can’t cum hashing.
IMPORTANT – BRING CRANIAL ILLUMINATION OR OTHER PORTABLE LIGHT SOURCE AND DRY SHOES!! (Don’t say we didn’t warn you – twice!)
Hares: Titwad and Goesentite
Location: Wilson Park, Bedford, IN
Map to location: LINK
Cost: $6 for returners, free if it’s your first time
Time: 4pm