Voulez-vous hashez avec moi? Don’t go breakin’ my heart, all you Village Wankers. If you’re not Dancing with Dirt, you need to Disco with Shiggy. It’s time to grab your disco balls, don your leisure suits, slip on your platform FiveFingers, and hustle on over to Brown County State Park to do the Hoosier Jungle Boogie. Looking for some afternoon delight? Wanna turn your Saturday night fever into a disco inferno? Here’s your chance to boogie-oogie-oogie in the shiggy, to show how you’re a macho man and more than a woman (to me), to (electric) slide down a hill on your ass, disco duck under a log, and go four on the floor of the forest. So if you’re keen on stayin’ alive, then chase a handful of orange Quaalewds with a fifth of Beethoven and come on out and shake your booty for some good times at Studio 69 with your hares Handersome Pooper and Circuscision.
The hash starts at 4PM at the Rally Campgrounds, where you might wish to camp out afterwards. See below for directions.
***If you don’t have an Annual DNR Pass (which you can purchase at the gate), there is a $5 charge. Carpooling is encouraged.
Details:
When: 4PM Saturday 12 May
Where: Brown County State Park – Rally Campgrounds
How much: $6 for the common wanker. Free for virgins.
On-After: TBD
Directions:
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From the intersection of 46 and 446, take 46 east from Bloomington 12.9 miles.
Turn right into Brown County State Park on W. Gate Entrance Road.
Continue about 3.3 miles and turn right onto Horseman Camp Rd.
Continue 1 mile and keep right on Parkview Ln.
Continue .4 miles and keep right when the road splits.
Turn right onto Park Ln. (Rally Campgrounds)
