What’s that you say? No time to hash? Nonsense! Why? Because our beer-addled, drunk-ass planet is all wobbly and can’t keep it’s shit together like it’s on White Lightning time or something. So science is all set to fiddle with our grandfather cocks(!) and will hand you a whole extra second to play with. What ever will you do with all that new free time? Hash, of course! Don’t give it a second thought. You’re a(u) natural, and hashing is second nature to you. And who will lead you forth on this second hash in less than a week? Why your trustworthy hare, Circuscision, who thought he’d be all alone but then was overjoyed to discover that there would be a second hare, Weird Al Spankabitch! So as we start the second half of the year, cum get a second helping of hashing for the week. You’ve actually got a second to waste now, so your hares propose that you cum get sloppy and use all those sloppy seconds with your wanks! Seconded?
What: Fool Moon Hash
Why: Beer
How much: $7 if you’re already sloppy; Free if you’re willing to give us a second
When: 7pm (give or take a second)
Where: On second thought, we’ll start at our second home (Atlas) just down the way from the erstwhile Second Story.
The Atlas Bar
209 S College Ave, Bloomington, Indiana 47404
