The Hands Upright Hash

The Hands Upright HashOK everyone tis be the saturday after a non-hashing saturday. That means it is time to hash again. Everyone assume your jizz positions … please keep your hands and sexy bits to yourself until the ride comes to a complete stop.

Who wants some shiggy? Put your hands upright.
who wants some beer? Put your hands upright.
who wants some trains? Put your hands upright.
Who wants some stinging nettles? Put your hands upright.
Who wants some ticks? Put your hands upright.
who wants some beer? Put your vessels out.
who wants some beach? Put your hands upright.
who wants some more beer? Put your hands upright.
You want shiggy? You CAN’T HANDle our shiggy.

What: The Hands Upright hash
Where: Lake lemon. 8858 E. Southshore Dr. Unionville IN 47468
Cost: $7 (virgins are free)
When: Saturday, 7/18 @ 4pm

Directions — take SR 45 east until you get to Unionville (NOT NEW Unionville) Turn left (North) onto N Shuffle Creek Rd (it is right after the unionville post office). Follow this until it runs into E South Shore Dr (there is a lake in front of you – time to turn) — Turn right (east) — park where you see hashers on the right (also some parking at Upright’s house which isn’t far away)

This is an A-B… we are on/near a lake – if you wanted to bring swim gear you’ll be happy.

and FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY WEAR SHIGGY SOCKS (only warning you’ll get) — the recent rains have altered our path. Pray we don’t alter it anymore.

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