There will be Boobs! You will be Serviced!
Yes you’ve beered there bewhore! You probably came many many times! (I hope.) And if you didn’t then make sure you cum this time!! B/c why not?? Your naughty hares will do their very very best to make sure you get serviced in that long, hard, wet way you’ve cum to expect.
Do we promise it will be better than any t(r)ail you’ve ever laid or followed!? Well that depends on how many times you’ve cum! And remember – it’s not the size of the trail that counts or from wench it began, it’s the BEER.
Where to cum? Olcott Park <map>
When do you want to cum? Saturday, 8/29 at 4:00 PM
Will there be BEER?? Yes
Will there be t(r)ail? Much like you’ve cum to expect
How much? $7 for those already serviced, $0 for virgins!
Who are your hares? Boobs on Ice (the musical?), Womb Service, and Just Thomas
