It’s that jerk Winter’s last day to have legitimate hold on all you crank wankers. So cum and ride with us to give him a proper fuck off and welcome in a kinder, warmer spring. None or very little shiggy on this one so bring the road bikes and leave the snow tires at home. In honor of the stupidity of daylight savings time we have screwed with you a bit more and are starting at 3 instead of 2 so be warned. And feel free to bring some virgins.
Bares: M1A-Hole and Nuns Shall Pass
When: Sunday, Mar 20 at 3pm
Where: North Lot of Bryan Park, 999 S. Stull Ave
How much: $6, free for virgins