Hash Trash

Twin Geeks Hash

Saturday, May 25, 2013 4:00pmTwin Geeks
Start: Wapehani Mountain Bike Park
Hares: White Lightning and Goes in Tite
A to A
Beer check: RCA Park shelter
On-After: Yogi’s
On-After-After: Atlas Ballroom
Length: 4.8 miles
Naming: Doctor Hoohoo

The kennel celebrated all things geeky with rain of beer, appropriate use of towelry, and a geekcentric naming that left some of the wanks protesting they had no idea what any of the answers meant.  Tite made acquaintances with some apologetically trail-blocking local law enforcement, resulting in White Lightning live-haring the second half of trail.  That went about as well as expected, as wankers made their own way back to start.  Some of them even followed WL’s trail!

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The FishyTaint Hash

Friday, May 24, 2013 7:00pmTaint
Start: Hickory Campsites in Yellowood Park
Hares: Long Dong & Thanks for All the Fish and Taint the Rainbow
A to A
Beer check: next to a tree
On-After: Picnic shelter next to the lake
Length: 2.7 miles
Naming: Die-Flaüer Power

True to their words, the hares provided a short and sweet trail with plenty of elevation changes and lovely vistas.

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The Moon is Made of Cheese Hash

Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:00pmCheese Moon
Start: East Side K-Mart
Hares: Bringing up the Rear, Sweet Ho Alabama, and Jizz Hands
A to B
Beer check: Just the Tip’s House
On-After: The Office Lounge
Length: 3 miles (approximately)

Bringing up the Rear (ButRz) had a dream in which Sweet Ho Alabama appeared as his spirit animal and made him and other hashers grilled cheese.  Always one to follow his dreams, he rounded up co-hares Sweet Ho and Jizz Hands and laid a trail that paused at Just the Tip’s house for beer, grilled cheese sandwich infused vodka, grilled cheese sandwiches, and cheese fondue.  The wanks got a little scattered after all that cheese, and some skipped the rest of trail and headed straight to the Office Lounge.  As punishment reward for her part in the short-cutting, Octopussy got to drink the remaining fondue at Circle.  She later remarked that it tasted of feet.  Appropriate.

 

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