Happy Holidays! Let’s celebrate with beer!
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls rocks
Jingle Balls swings and jingle bells ring
Hashing and drinking and barrels of beer
It’s that Jingle Balls time of yeaaaaar!
That’s right wanks, it’s time for the annual BFH3 Jingle Ball & hash r*n! First, we’ll hash. We will hash starting at 2:00 PM (TWO PEE EM!) so that everywank has plenty of time to drink beer and sing songs and r*n (or skip, or hike, or take a leisurely stroll) and drink some more beer and sing some more songs and still have time to go home & make themselves presentable for the Jingle Ball starting at 7:00.
Men’s Version:
Jingle Balls Hash R*n:
Date: Saturday, December 19, 2015
Time: 2:00 PM
Location: Morgan Monroe State Forest, Bryant Creek Shelter
GPS: 39.324519, -86.474305
Hash only price: $7 for experienced half-minds, $0 for the virginal
Jingle Ball:
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: The Lodge, 101 E. Sixth Street
Cost: Includes dinner, beer, swag, music, & white elephant gift exchange (Virgins pay too!)
$35 hash & party, $28 party only
Half-Mind Version:
Hash: Meet your wily jingly-balled hares Circuscision and Brings Up the Rear (BUTRz) at Bryant Creek Shelter in Morgan Monroe Stae Forest. Hash. Then go home. Or to some other wanks home. Or the YMCA. Or really anywhere you can find a shower, we’re not going to judge… Unless you show up stinky and muddy and covered in shiggy, because Jingle Balls is the one and only chance you have all year to spiff up a bit and impress your fellow wankers.
Jingle Ball: Got your eye on some fine hashelor or hashelorette? Want to remind your significant wanker that you’ve still got it? Here’s your chance! Dress up as much as you want and however you want! Drag out the goofy holiday sweaters, sparkly dresses, slightly-less-worn-out jeans, santa hats, candy-cane accessories, and come on down to The Lodge at 101 E. Sixth Street. For those of you who weren’t around for the epic Tite/WL Jingle Ball 2013, that’s the space above Subway, at Sixth & Walnut, with giant windows looking out onto the holiday lights at the square. Look for a big, badass, old-school door on Sixth Street and follow the stairway to hash heaven!
Upstairs, you will find a well-organized and clear process for check-in! Maybe! Probably! Check yourself and your White Elephant gift in, pick up your swag, and then get out there and mingle! There will be decorations, lights, hasher portraits by the Christmas tree, beer, food, music, and merriment! A menu will be posted and linked here as soon as we can get our shit together!
Gift Exchange: After dinner, the real party starts with our traditional BFH3 White Elephant gift exchange! For those who’ve never had the pleasure, a white elephant gift exchange, also sometimes called a Dirty Santa gift exchange, is when everyone brings a wrapped, unlabeled gift. Wankers are called up in reverse order of hash seniority (i.e., how many times each wank has hashed with BFH3) and must choose to either unwrap a new gift or steal one which has already been unwrapped. When everywank who brought a present has a present, we’re done! Not sure what to bring? Well, think like a half-mind! What do you want to take home? A rad hash accessory? A bizarre sex toy? A bottle of tasty Christmas alcohol? A funny shirt? A big yummy beer? We recommend you spend about $10 on whatever-it-is, but that’s up to you. So put on your thinking cap and come up with something that everywank will want to steal, and that White Lightning will probably end up taking home and treasuring forever (because that is one wanker who hasn’t had a life for 19 years, thank G.)
After the gift exchange is done there will be dancing and socializing until we kick everyone out at midnight!
One last note: Volunteers Needed!
Every year there are those helpful sorts of wanks who ask mismanagement how they can help, or why the hell they weren’t allowed to help, or wish we MMs would just stop bitching already about all the work and ask for some freakin’ help already. If you are one of those wanks and would like volunteer, you have the opportunity to OFFICIALLY sign up! Those who sign up will be held accountable and depended upon to get some kind of shit done, so please only sign up if you are sure you can come through! All you have to do is click on volunteer sign up, or you will be automatically directed to the page after you rego.
Are you seriously still reading? Congratulations and thank you. This took forever to pull out of a half-mind and type out. I’m really glad at least one wank took the time. But now, it’s time to stop reading and rego. I mean it! Go rego! Rego! Rego now, it is probably going to get more expensive sometime soon, unless it is already after December 14, in which case hey you are totally going to miss it! Rego! Rego now! Now? Nooooow!
Rego:
*These prices include a PayPal fee of 2.9% + $.30 per transaction. If you don’t want to pay fees, please pay your rego directly to a member of mismanagement via cash or check!
