This year mismanagement and volunteer wankers are going to be cooking up some homemade awesomeness under the reckless direction of mismanagement!
If you’d like to help us cook up this feast please take a moment to sign up here by Friday, December 11. This menu may be updated and expanded as the big date approaches, but so far we’ve got….
Appetizers:
Tomato & Basil Bruschetta
Curried Meatballs
Assorted Veggies, Chips, & Dips
Main Entrée & Sides:
Homemade Lasagna Trio: Choose your favorite, or sample all three!
Four-Cheese Meat with Red Sauce: The american classic — red sauce with lots of cheese, lots of crumbled beef & sausage, and lots of happy tummies! You know we had to bribe our moms to get this recipe.
Four-Cheese Vegetarian with Red Sauce: A vegetarian cheese-lover’s dream with tons of mozzarella, red sauce, spinach, and the uncontrollable urge to say YUM. It’s pretty close to the meat lasagna, but without all that carnivore guilt!
Mega-Veggie with Whole Wheat Noodles & White Sauce: This healthy white lasagna isn’t packing nearly as much cheese as the other two, but it’s packed with fresh veggies, enough cheese to make your taste buds happy, and has an unbelievably creamy garlic & cauliflower-based alfredo sauce. You’ll never believe it’s only 270 calories a slice!
Spinach, Romaine, & Spring Greens Salad with assorted dressings*
Toasted Baguettes or Garlic Bread
Roasted Vegetables with Garlic & Olive Oil*
Desserts:
Tiramisu: Yep, homemade tiramisu brought to you by BFH3’s best bakers!
Double-Chocolate Cheesecake: Oh ho ho, what? You didn’t get enough cheese in that lasagna? Well save room for this chocoholic’s dream cum true!
Jingle Brew:
Beer: Yep, there will be beer! Rumor has it that our illustrious BeerMeister SpreadSheets might even brew us up something special, but we’re making no promises. Nonetheless rest assured, there will be plenty of delicious beer at both the hash r*n and the Jingle Ball to slake your thirst and make merry!
Screw It Up the Rear JingleBall Special Cider: That’s right! BUTRz & Screw It I’m Wet are working on a hard cider that will knock your curly-toed elf shoes off!
Miscellaneous White Elephant Booze: Yeah… I probably shouldn’t encourage this, but we all know as soon as booze gets opened the first thing to do is put some of it safely in your belly.
Note:
Wankers are welcome to bring a dish to share, but no one is obligated. If you have an idea for something substantial to add and would like to be reimbursed for making it, please email a description of the item and estimated costs to be reimbursed to bloomingfoolsh3@gmail.com no later than Friday, December 11, and we’ll let you know if we can afford you! Alternatively, sign up to help and we’ll tell you where we need the most assistance at our volunteer meeting on Sunday, December 13!
*Final produce selections based on whatever looks the freshest when we shop
