21st Annual Blooming Fools Red Dress Hash

wankersIt’s that time of year again…time to dust off the scarlet A-line princess V-neck, the crimson strapless tulle bridesmaid dress, the merlot mermaid spaghetti-strap maxi dress, the blush short sleeve shelf bra dress, the wine chiffon babydoll nightgown, the pink satin peekaboo bustier, the garnet lace-front bikini panties…wait, where was I?13094387_10207540355721724_5443572178649415449_n

Oh yeah, it’s the 21st ANNUAL BLOOMING FOOLS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS’ RED DRESS HASH, happening April 21 starting at 2pm at some location around Bloomington (still TBD). What’s the Red Dress Hash, you ask? It’s a glorious hash tradition observed by hashes around the world in which, once a year, everyone on trail wears a red dress. (Click here for a history of the Red Dress Hash. We’ll be raising money at the start for a cool local charity, so bring a couple of extra bucks for a good cause.) The rule of the Red Dress Hash: Harriers, harriettes, hash dogs, hash companion animals, whatever’s on trail wears a dress. This year’s Red Dress hash is going to be redder than ever, including a shitty trail around the rest of 13041337_1196660917035534_8937499400153007629_oDrunk Bloomington during Little 500 weekend, dinner, snacks, good beer, alternative beverages, good beer, and a fabulous PERSONALIZED Blooming Fools sweatshirt. All for a mere $35. If you don’t want the sweatshirt, fine, it’s only $15 for trail, beer, and dinner. But c’mon. Personalized. Hot.

How do you get in on this fabulous deal? Sign up below via the Paypal button below before April 1 to get your personalized sweatshirt! (There’s a limit of 20 characters for the personalization, so abbreviate appropriately. If that’s an 13029618_1196661243702168_7974250480495367267_oissue, our habs can work with you to work out the best option.) From April 2 to April 6, you can still get a sweatshirt, but it won’t be personalized. After April 6, deal’s over — you’ll just pay $15 for the hash and you’ll have to be jealous of everyone else walking around in their new sweatshirts. Worn over their red dresses, that is.

Choose from red, blue, and orange sweatshirts, with zip or pullover options. Sweatshirts are 80/20 cotton/polyester. It’s extremely flattering to all bodies, because of course Blooming Fools are naturally attractive hashers.

See you April 21 at a start location near you! ON ON to the 21st BFH3 Red Dress Hash!

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