Long time ago me and my co-Hare Weird Al here,
We was layin’ trail through a trail in Olcott Park.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.
In the middle of the path.
And he said:
“Lay the shittiest trail in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.” (soul)
Well me and Weird-Al, we looked at each other,
And we each said. “Okay.”
And we live hared the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The shittiest trail in the world, it was the shittiest trail in the world.
Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was shiggggggyyyy.
Once every seven dollars or so,
When the sun doth set and the moon doth glow
And the shiggy doth grow
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: “(snort) Be you virgins?”
And we said, “Nay. We are but hares.”
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not the shittiest trail in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember the shittiest trail in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to the shittiest trail in the World,
All right! It was the shittiest trail in the World,
All right! It was the worst muthafuckin’ trail the shittiest trail in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The trail we lay on that fateful night it didn’t actually look
Anything like this trail.
Hare(s): Brings Up The Rear aka BUTRz and Weird Al Spankabitch
Location: Olcott Park <map>
Bring: Cranium lamp, hash cash, whistle, extra cash for habberdashery.
Cost: $7 if you’ve hashed before, free if you haven’t (’cause you’re a virgin)
When: Friday 5/20 at 7 PM