What’sup wanks?
Cum get down with the Chronic and Pitts this Sunday for the dopest trail imaginable! (It’s seriously gonna be soooo dope.)
Trail will be appropriate for all bike types and levels of skill, so break out that single speed or cruiser and get ready to tool around town.
When: 3:00, May 1
Where: Boner’s Lot <map>
Who: Bared by Gin & Chronic and Pitts
Cost: $6 for all you dope bashers, free for virgins
And here’s another dope pic of Shaq and The Dream riding with some Taco Bell for your viewing pleasure: http://i.imgur.com/qW8CBgw.jpg
GENERAL THINGS TO KNOW:
– As responsible cyclists, we follow traffic laws (stop at signs/lights, signal turns, etc.)
– Use of a helmet is strongly encouraged (not required)
– Be courteous to those around you (including people in cars!)
– Have fun!
LEGAL STUFF: Disclaimer and release – Please Read
By participating in any activities with Bloomington Bash, you acknowledge, appreciate, and agree that:
1. The risk of injury from cycling–especially while drinking–is significant, and while particular skills, equipment, and personal discipline may reduce this risk, the risk of serious and potentially fatal injury does exist; and
2. I KNOWINGLY AND FREELY ASSUME ALL SUCH RISKS, both known and unknown, EVEN IF ARISING FROM THE NEGLIGENCE BY YOURSELF or others, and assume full responsibility for my participation; and
3. I willingly agree to comply with the stated and customary terms and conditions for participation. If, however, I observe any unusual significant hazard during my presence or participation, I will remove myself from participation and bring such to the attention of other cyclists immediately; and
4. I, for myself and on behalf of my heirs, assigns, personal representatives and next of kin, HEREBY RELEASE, INDEMNIFY, AND HOLD HARMLESS the Bloomington Bash, their officers, officials, agents and/or employees, other participants, sponsoring agencies, sponsors, advertisers, and, if applicable, owners and lessors of premises used for the activity, WITH RESPECT TO ANY AND ALL INJURY, DISABILITY, DEATH, or loss or damage to person or property associated with my presence or participation, WHETHER ARISING FROM THE NEGLIGENCE BY MYSELF OR OTHERS, to the fullest extent of permitted by law.
I HAVE READ THIS RELEASE OF LIABILITY AND ASSUMPTION OF RISK AGREEMENT, I FULLY UNDERSTAND ITS TERMS, I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE GIVEN UP SUBSTANTIAL RIGHTS BY JOINING IN BASHES, AND I AGREE WITH IT FREELY AND VOLUNTARILY WITHOUT ANY INDUCEMENT.
Five years ago today, Jizz Hands brought an awkward guy named Just Barry to the hash, changing his life forever. They named him Weird Al Spankabitch. He learned to travel. He became Mismanagement twice. He pissed off a lot of people, who patiently taught him how to act at the hash. 
