Yes, there will be one. All you frustrated hashers come out and
frolic
half-mindedly in lovely Monroe County. In recognition of the fact that
this hash falls on absolutely no holiday, there will be no theme and
you
are free to wear whatever clothing you desire. Just remember that
competitive t-shirts, new shoes and color co-ordinated outfits could
subject you to extra drinking. Oh, the horror of it all.

In any event, here are the particulars.

WHERE: A church parking lot, where else?
NO, REALLY, WHERE: A church parking lot at the SE corner of South

Since we're supposed to go out and immediately blow our stimulus checks (and who blows as much and as often as we do?!), let's do our duty (hee, hee, who said "duty"?) as good American wanks, and get out there and blow our wads! Of cash that is! And $5.00 will get you beer and a shitty trail this Saturday, which is a much better deal than the approximately 1.33 gallons of gas it will buy you these days. Plus, there's that stimulus thingy.

So, we'll be stimulating the economy, among other people and things, this Saturday, 17 May, 2008. Here are the specifics: