Since we're supposed to go out and immediately blow our stimulus checks (and who blows as much and as often as we do?!), let's do our duty (hee, hee, who said "duty"?) as good American wanks, and get out there and blow our wads! Of cash that is! And $5.00 will get you beer and a shitty trail this Saturday, which is a much better deal than the approximately 1.33 gallons of gas it will buy you these days. Plus, there's that stimulus thingy.

So, we'll be stimulating the economy, among other people and things, this Saturday, 17 May, 2008. Here are the specifics: