Yep, it's that time 'o year. Mantis-like road bikes are zipping
through the country side. The riotous blossoms of the crabapple trees
are putting on their annual display in concert with the multicolored
t-shirts of the IU co-ed's ritualistic spring dress. Undergrads are
honing their corn-hole and beer pong skills. Yes, Little Five weekend,
and, more importantly to you half-minded types, the Red Dress hash is
upon us.

So, get your most fetching red frock along with all manner of flair and
accoutrements and experience hashing though the finest human shaggy