Howdy wankers,

We know you haven't gotten around to sending your mother's day
cards until just now, so why not continue the celebration through the
weekend? If you haven't already done something special[1] for the mom
in your life, come on down to Southeast Park on Saturday for a very
special hash.

"M" is for the miles and miles of Shiggy,

"O" is for the o-face (naturally),

"T" is for trails, shitty or not (yeah, right),

"H" is for head. WHO SAID HEAD? . . .

"E" is for embarrasing yourself in your tiny running shorts,