Cowabunga!

Get out of the heat at the first annual* 2010 BFH3 Donner Beach Party Hash, taking place on Saturday, January 9, starting at 3 p.m. from the sunny golden shores of Yellowwood Lake in Yellowwood State Forest. The hare (White Lightning) will have summery cold beverages, orange food and popsicles before, during and after the shiggy-ful trail. Swimsuits optional.

The cost will be the usual $5, unless you’re a first-time Blooming Fool, in which case you get to run around and drink with us for free. Dog-friendly trail.

Dearest Wankers:

We'll be hashing this Sat., by gummy. Accuweather says clowdy and 52, so
it'll be a lovely day for some half -mind frolicking.

Location: Cartop Ramp at the bottom of Moores Creek and Stipp Roads.

Time: We'll congeal as a hash at 3:00 p.m.

Cost: $5, American until the Yuan takes over as the world reserve
currency Butt, if you are virginal in your hashing experience you 'uns
are free. (Get, it? I crack myself up sometimes!)

Di-erections: Go down (I said "go down," he he) 446 from E. third St.