Good evening, hashers!

Forget pro wrestling, "ultimate fighting" is for poofters -- come out this Saturday and join the Blooming Fools Hash House Harriers for the HASH OF THE TITANS! Your hares, Maliblow and Siouxsie, have created a weather-defying trail through the wilderness to commemorate a showdown of epic proportions:

In one corner, wearing brown boxes, a monocle, and a codpiece, is GUINNESS, the flavorful Irish stout, still helping British men with bad teeth get laid at age 250!