Good evening, hashers!

Forget pro wrestling, "ultimate fighting" is for poofters -- come out this Saturday and join the Blooming Fools Hash House Harriers for the HASH OF THE TITANS! Your hares, Maliblow and Siouxsie, have created a weather-defying trail through the wilderness to commemorate a showdown of epic proportions:

In one corner, wearing brown boxes, a monocle, and a codpiece, is GUINNESS, the flavorful Irish stout, still helping British men with bad teeth get laid at age 250!

> Энэ удааагиин согтуу морьдиин уралдаан Блоомингтон хотиин
> хоид захиин Паркт болноо. Согтуу моритонгууд
> энэ удаа ус шавар овс модон дундуур давхилдах булгоо.
> Оролтцохииг хуссен моритон зовхон $5 оор саин чанариин шар
> аираг ииг хемжеегуигээр зооглож холиин чилеегее хаюугаар н

Don't miss the first ever St Patrick's Day Sex-a-Genarian Hash!! (What is a
sex-a-genarian? Look it up....you wanker!) It will be held Saturday March
20, 2010 at 4:00 pm....yes that is *FOUR* pm since now it is spring,
starting at Winslow Woods Park, the park on Highland St across from the
YMCA. Appropriate garb would include spring colors, especially green for St
P's day, and something very new and/or very old....in honor of the newly
sexagenarian in the group. And if you're not coming because your away on
spring break...WANKER! Here's a synopsis: