Don't miss the first ever St Patrick's Day Sex-a-Genarian Hash!! (What is a
sex-a-genarian? Look it up....you wanker!) It will be held Saturday March
20, 2010 at 4:00 pm....yes that is *FOUR* pm since now it is spring,
starting at Winslow Woods Park, the park on Highland St across from the
YMCA. Appropriate garb would include spring colors, especially green for St
P's day, and something very new and/or very old....in honor of the newly
sexagenarian in the group. And if you're not coming because your away on
spring break...WANKER! Here's a synopsis:

Spring has sprung, peepers are peeping, rabbits are mating like, um, rabbits -- and it’s time for the Blooming Fools’ 13th annual (yes!) Easter Keg Hash!

The festivities will begin at a SPECIAL TIME OF 3 PM* on Saturday, April 3, at Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. Your hares, Just Allen and White Lightning, promise a minty-fresh springlike trail through the shiggy of southwest Bloomington, accompanied by the usual hash smorgasbord of artificially flavored and artificially colored ingestibles of low nutritional value. Oh, and there’ll be BEER.

What: The Red Dress Rehersal Hash (Bloomingfools hash #fillintheblank)

Why: To be fully primed for the Red Dress Hash the following week.

When: Saturday April 17th, 2010 at 4:00 p.m.

Where: Karst Farm Park

Who (hares): Corn Ho! and Hot 'n Juicy

How (much): $5 (still cheap as a peep)