Spring has sprung, peepers are peeping, rabbits are mating like, um, rabbits -- and it’s time for the Blooming Fools’ 13th annual (yes!) Easter Keg Hash!

The festivities will begin at a SPECIAL TIME OF 3 PM* on Saturday, April 3, at Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. Your hares, Just Allen and White Lightning, promise a minty-fresh springlike trail through the shiggy of southwest Bloomington, accompanied by the usual hash smorgasbord of artificially flavored and artificially colored ingestibles of low nutritional value. Oh, and there’ll be BEER.