ATTENSHUN REVENOOERS:

We are on to you! We done hid our moonshine, and good luck tryin' to get at it! Foosh Koosh and Sweet Ho Alabama will run you over hill and dale and make you regret ever lettin' us wimmenfolk vote, cause it was all downhill after that. Foosh, who done went soft from her years in this Indiana wine country, advises y'all soft Yankee-types to WEAR SHOES, and pants, too, if you're of a mind. Sweet Ho thinks that wearin' shoes smacks of bein' uppity, but she can't read (that's why she went into the social sciences) so she'll never know.