It's mothershuckin' hot out there! Temps in the 90s. Humidity higher than that. The smart thing would be to stay inside and keep cool with the AC cranked to 11.
Screw that, we're hashers. So come on out in the heat and run some of the shiggiest trail imaginable. Heatstroke be damned.

We'll start at Yellowwood Lake, so anyone who overheats can be cooled off biblical-style.