What is October? Boobie Cancer Awareness month and the Birth annalversery of P-Ditz and Snips.

Once upon an olden times, ancient druids celebrated October by erecting giant stone phalluses and using the crushed bones of their enemies as markers for their trails when they hosted charity fun-runs to raise shells for "ye olde bryste cwncer awyrness lunar cycle." Since we're not godless pagans (mostly), BFH3 has corrupted this holiday into the Official Pissing Ditzy and Snips birthday Hash. In modern days, we've moved beyond the barbaric practices of druish clerics by replacing "shells" with "money" and "altruistic charities" with "beer." Unfortunately, we ran out of crushed-up bones of our enemies a couple weeks ago, so we're going to have to use chalk.

Time: 4pm
Date: Saturday, October 4th, 2007
Location: The Old Getto Marsh Parking lot on S walnut.
Cost: 5 shells er I mean 5 dollars, unless you are a virgin of course its free.
Hares: P-Ditz, FOOSH, & OW (Yes, it takes three of us to figure out where we're going) Get lost? Call 812-360-8461 ask for P-Ditz