Yep, it's that time 'o year. Mantis-like road bikes are zipping
through the country side. The riotous blossoms of the crabapple trees
are putting on their annual display in concert with the multicolored
t-shirts of the IU co-ed's ritualistic spring dress. Undergrads are
honing their corn-hole and beer pong skills. Yes, Little Five weekend,
and, more importantly to you half-minded types, the Red Dress hash is
upon us.

So, get your most fetching red frock along with all manner of flair and
accoutrements and experience hashing though the finest human shaggy
available this side of Bonnaroo.

Date: Saturday, April 25, 2009

Where: Bloomington, where else, you ninnies.

No, Where Really: University School Gymnasium at E. 10th St. and the 46
Bypass. From 37, take 46 east, proceed past Memorial Stadium, Assembly
Hall and the IU Foundation and Golf Course. Turn East on E. 10th St.
(SR 45) turn north immediately into the old U school, scan horizon for
degenerate hashers in red dresses. Park, Get out, Don your get-up,
Engage in silliness, Hash.

Time: 4:00 EDT (this means you, Nas)

Cost: Still only $5.00

Hares: The soon-not-to-be Just Alison and that perennial nut-job Titwad

Prizes, prizes, prizes. Did I mention prizes? Best dressed, worst
dressed, best accessories, most half minded, besotted hasher and
anything else we can think of.

ON ON to the Red Dress.