Wankers: Its hot, its steamy. Time for a tropical hash. Bring your
well-worn sneakers and as little else as you can comfortably wear or as
little as your fellow hashers are comfortable with you wearing and come
out for this shig-o-rific trail. Word has it that Nasdiq O' d'Norte,
may co-hair.

Where: Intersection of Mt. Ebal Rd and Fairfax Road. Just north of
(before) the pay gate at Fairfax State Rec. Area. Here is a link:

http://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?v=2&FORM=LMLTCC&cp=39.032719~-86.4
9107&style=r&lvl=15&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&phx=0&phy=0&phscl=1&encType
=1

Do NOT go into Fairfax SRA, as I believe you will have to pay the Mitch
Daniels' State Park Militia to get in. Besides, the hash needs your
money to buy beer.

Di-erections: a) From Bloomington, go south on Walnut to Fairfax; b)
Stop before the gate, look for hot, slightly inebriated hashers, park,
get out, hash.

For you out of towners - yeah, right, like any of you are really going
to show up - take SR 37 South past Bloominggulch, get off (tee-hee, I
said "get off") at Harrodsburg, follow signs to Farfox, (or Fairfax)
turn right on Farifax Rd. See "b" above.

Why? Its time for a hash and its friggin' hot.

How much? $5 US. Still cheap. No extra charge for the opportunity to
perspire excessively.

Who? Zany hashers and unsuspecting virgins.

Oh yeah, Time: 4:00 p.m. EDT

LOST? Too damn bad, look for flour, or, a weird TV show, or call
327-6690.

ON ON Tit -"Get me some ice water and put down that flyswatter"-wad