Dearest Wankers:

We'll be hashing this Sat., by gummy. Accuweather says clowdy and 52, so
it'll be a lovely day for some half -mind frolicking.

Location: Cartop Ramp at the bottom of Moores Creek and Stipp Roads.

Time: We'll congeal as a hash at 3:00 p.m.

Cost: $5, American until the Yuan takes over as the world reserve
currency Butt, if you are virginal in your hashing experience you 'uns
are free. (Get, it? I crack myself up sometimes!)

Di-erections: Go down (I said "go down," he he) 446 from E. third St.
about 3 miles til you arrive (I said arrive to avoid saying "come," he
he) at Swartz Ridge Road. Turn right on to Swartz Ridge and follow it
to the bottom of the big hill whereupon you will encounter a "T"
(Moore's Creek Road) and a stop sign. Turn left on to Moores Creek
Road, cross the creek (I recommend you use the bridge generously
provided by the Monroe County Hwy. Dept.), look to your left for Cartop
Ramp, park, hash.

ON ON

Yer Humble Hairless Hare - Titwad