Hashers, start your livers!

This week is the virgin hare for Dr. Grumpy, but fear not, Oral Sax
will be on hand to help remedy that!

Remember your fallen hashers - also, point and laugh as
they lay in the dirt. then tell them to get off their ass and move on
down the trail (to the beer!).

trek through the shiggy, completing as many as 200 laps of the course,
with pits stops featuring Beer, Slightly Natural snacks of various
shades of orange, no running, and Beer! Please keep in mind, for the
safety of the Hares, pit stops will only be available on the first lap.

$5 for veterans, old folks, young whipper-snappers, and anyone else who
has been to a hash previously. Virgins partake for free!

remember your sunscreen, bug spray, bear spray, safety glasses, snake bite kit, helmet,
vaseline, sense of humor, smelling salts, shin-guards, epi-pen, carabiner, pliers, tetanus shot, duct tape, a duck, crazy glue, and bail money (virgins must provide their own bail money).

Go Green - bring your mug and save the planet (they are green). don't
have a mug? hate the planet? there will be some cups available as
well (wankers).

Meet at Cascades Park on Old 37 -> enter "39.192206,-86.53479" in
google maps (but leave out the quotation marks).

we will be meeting at the parking lot south of the playground (there
used to be buildings there, now there aren't), on the east side of the
road. questions? ask google maps! (or email jbranigin@gmail.com)

This hash will also feature elections! how does this work? who the
hell knows! actually, i know - we will have nominations on trail
(like, at the beer check). nominations must be finalized by On-In,
when they must be accepted or declined. then, we will vote (early and
often. maybe).

Hash debauchery will continue at Yogi's for On-After.

On-On to saturday,

dr.grumpy