Attention Wankers/Hashers/Sugar Fiends!!!
HAPPY DAY!!!
You and all your very sweet friends are invited to the first ever Cherry Blow Pop Hash!
The unstoppable and un-pop-able duo of Cherry Poppins and Maliblow Classic (see what we did there?) have joined forces to bring you shiggy trails, beer and perhaps a sugary treat---if you can get there! teehee.
“Why these two wankers?!”, you may be asking yourself. Well, because Souzie Bi-Stroker is on the injured reserve list and EweTube is out of town. Voila!
Starting promptly at 4 pm on Saturday, June 12th at the somewhat obscure, but wisely chosen, cell phone tower at the end of Ison Road in beautiful BFE Bloomington, Indiana. To get there: Head (W.S.H.?....) westward, ho! (this means you) on 2nd street and keep on going. When you have given up hope, go at least one more mile and turn left onto West Leonard Springs Road. Take the 2nd right onto West Ison Road. Turn left at West Tower Road. You will dead end into the cell phone tower where the hares will be to ply you with beer. This means two things: you will be easier to take advantage of at beer check and you won’t notice that the trail makes no sense at all. Cherry is a virgin hare, so he’ll be taking all the blame. Address complaints directly to him.
a visual reference from our dear friends at google.maps, tinyurl and charms blow pops:
http://tiny.cc/cherryblowpophash
Bring your mug and then leave it in the car…or your co-whore’s car.
The cost for this extravaganza? A mere $6…I think. What do you get for your trouble of driving all the way out there? BEER, orange food, loads of sweaty company and a good chance of getting west nile. Also, since Maliblow is haring, expect some sort of precipitation, so no bitching about rain or snow.
Need MORE info? Or did you get lost on the way because you are a hasher? Fine, we understand. Call Cherry @ 567.482.0869 or Maliblow @ 812.325.2217
Yes, we get to pick the on-after destination! Check back later to see what we’ve chosen…or post to suggest your favorite. We’re pretty open.
