ATTENSHUN REVENOOERS:

We are on to you! We done hid our moonshine, and good luck tryin' to get at it! Foosh Koosh and Sweet Ho Alabama will run you over hill and dale and make you regret ever lettin' us wimmenfolk vote, cause it was all downhill after that. Foosh, who done went soft from her years in this Indiana wine country, advises y'all soft Yankee-types to WEAR SHOES, and pants, too, if you're of a mind. Sweet Ho thinks that wearin' shoes smacks of bein' uppity, but she can't read (that's why she went into the social sciences) so she'll never know.

The hunt for the booze and the true trail starts at 4:00pm at the location detailed below in the fancy linky thingy, and don't worry because this is totally not a revenge scenario for that whole Sherman's-March-To-The-Sea thing. We're totally over that.

Take bloomfield to basswood (last right before the highway) drive past boring apartments (The Village, which caused Sweet Ho a mighty fear that there'd be werewolves), park, hash.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=39.161046%2C-86.56...

Bring yer canteen, mug, or whatnot and the amount of Koosh's Granny's dowry: $6 Union dollars (or $60,000 CSA) and a goat. If'n y'all need more information on the day of the hash, y'all can go ahead and call Foosh at 812-219-3791 or Sweet Ho at 901-237-9152.

On-After is at Nick's, on account of they serve their beer in buckets as God intended.

On-On, y'all!