James Bond Bunny is at it again. This time his nemesis is Little Bunny Poo Poo. Yes, we knew him as Little Bunny Foo Foo until the field mice incident of 1965 turned him into a goon.* Well, now the goon has gone into a deep state of madness that threatens us wankers! Little Bunny Poo Poo, now the head of an international brewing cartel, is seeking to unleash a virus upon the world that would destroy all strains of beer yeast outside of his own private stash, allowing him to corner the market and raise beer prices for everyone. Miss Moneypenny has instructed 007 to trace the whereabouts of the diabolical Poo Poo who was last spotted in the shiggy of Southern Monroe County. We dingleberries have all been given a License to Kill to help our British Bunny recover the Golden Balls concealing the virus. Keep your eyes peeled on and off the trail for these balls – the hasher who brings in the most Golden Balls will not only help defeat the evil mastermind, Little Poo Poo, and save the world's beer supply, but will also receive a special alcoholic reward from Her Majesty’s Government.

The mission starts at 4 p.m. on Saturday, July 10, starting from Mt. Ebal Church off S. Fairfax Road in southern Monroe County, just north of Fairfax State Recreation Area. (Google Maps link here: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=mt+ebal+church%2C+bloomingto....) The cost is $6 for past agents and free for first time agents, but it could be more if the evil Poo Poo isn’t stopped. Bathing suits and casual attire are suggested along with ’60s-suave accessories. And don't forget to stop by Q to get the latest gadgets. (If you get lost, call 812-219-6566 or 812-369-1509.)

On-after at The Pointe’s swingin' tiki bar and swimming pool (showers will be available, so you don’t have to return to Bloomington if you bring a change of clothes and shoes).

ON ON! This hash message will self-inebriate in 10 seconds…
Sissy and WL

* Back story here: http://www.youtube.com/user/pmagnini#p/a/u/3/a84IowoW00w