Yes, there will be one. All you frustrated hashers come out and
frolic
half-mindedly in lovely Monroe County. In recognition of the fact that
this hash falls on absolutely no holiday, there will be no theme and
you
are free to wear whatever clothing you desire. Just remember that
competitive t-shirts, new shoes and color co-ordinated outfits could
subject you to extra drinking. Oh, the horror of it all.

In any event, here are the particulars.

WHERE: A church parking lot, where else?
NO, REALLY, WHERE: A church parking lot at the SE corner of South
Rogers Street and Gordon Pike.
HOW TO GET THERE: I'm not tellin'
OH, COME ON, TITWAD, STOP BEING AN ASS: Ok from the Courthouse Square
in Bloomingville, take College avenue South until, in a sort of
space-time-continuum-flurry-of-converging-vortices, you are flung
willy-nilly onto south Walnut Street. Travel past Bob Jone's Radiator
Repair shop on your left, sail thru the intersection of Grimes and
Walnut, continue past Sylvia's Palm Reading and Botox studio on your
left, carefully cross the intersection with Hillside Drive, continue
south past Night Moves on your right. Keep going. When will this end?
Go past Bloomingulch High School South on your left. Travel through the
intersection of Walnut St. and Winslow Road (left) Country Club Road
(right) and, yes, keep going SOUTH. Go past the Eagles lodge on your
right and the stale bread store on your left. Stop and adopt a furry
friend at the Bloomingfield animal shelter on your right. Continue
south. WHOA, STOP and turn right at the stoplight with the Kroger on
the
left and head west on Gordon Pike. Cross the happy little bridge over
the babbling brook, careen across oncoming traffic left into the
aforementioned church parking lot, stop your vehicle, exit safely
breathing a sigh of relief after your whirlwind tour of some of the
most
unique business in Bloomingford and hash.
HOW MUCH: $5, just a sawbuck What a f#&*%@ing DEAL!!.
WHEN: 4:00 p.m. hash time.

ON ON Titwad