The last hash of the year should be the hardest of all! However, my plans for ViagraHash shriveled when Titwad told me how expensive the stuff was (zing of the day!). So instead we're going to have to make the best of what you wankers already have. So, I give unto you "The Morning Wood Hash". In case you're too female to get wood first thing in the morning, we'll go to Paynetown SRA so we'll have plenty of proxy wood available.
I expect, nay demand, plenty of pictures using fallen logs as suggestive (or explicit if that's your thing) props!
Because this is a Scooby production, I have some gimmicks to make up for the lazy, shitty trail I will lay.
*Saturday, December 31.
* Start Time is 8:30 AM.
* Bring coffee or hot chocolate for pre-gaming. I'll provide some spike.
* Breakfast at the end of trail. If you have dietary considerations, post them to the event.
Link to the location. If someone in a house asks you for money, you went too far.
Virgins get to show us their junk for free, everyone else pays $6.
