So last time Tite tried to hare in Cascades she got people lost and 6
hashers said screw this and did jello shots at Jizz's house. So lets try
this again - this time with a virgin hare and Jizz (he can't get lost on
his own trail, can he?) ...

Sounds like every other hash but... between three different kinds of fake
doctors, one of whom has, ummm… questionable organizational abilities,
another whose only sense of direction is, at best, bassackwards, and
another who has no experience in doing this at all, we (well, YOU) will be
lucky to survive this trail!

So, if you’re willing to take a chance for the sake of the hash, and you
have $6.00 to spare, cum on out and enjoy the most f’d up trail since the
Donner Party decided on the Hastings Cutoff-don’t ya just love Wikipedia?!

And another thing- there will be special birthday goodies because there are
lots of hasher birthdays happening this weekend. Jizz will be turning 73
(he looks good for his age, doesn’t he?), Upright is turning 29, and Beef
Curtains will finally be old enough to vote! I may be wrong about that last
one…..

Again, $6.00 for those of you who are already broken in. Free to those
whose cherries have not yet been violated by us wanks.

We start at Lower Cascades Park. Directions below. That’s all we can tell
you for now, or possibly ever. We are, after all, Dumb, Blind, and Stupid,
aka Knees, Tite, and Jizz.

Where: Lower Cascades
When: 3pm Saturday the day of our lord Jizz's Birth
How Much: $6
Hares: Knees, Tite, Jizz

Directions: Take the 45/46 Bypass north to N. Walnut and turn left (south). Turn right (west) at the first intersection, N. Old State Road 37. Cascades Park is located about 1/2 mile north on Old State Road 37.