So just about everyone who attended Weird Al's first attempt at haring thought it was crap. He insists it was his co-hare's fault (as is right and proper custom), but we all know better. So Weird Al went into the shiggy and prayed, and found G, and was given a second chance. Your hares will be live-haring a short 'n' shitty trail to a keg of that sweet, sweet nectar of the gods (beer!).

Who: Mothershucker and Weird Al Spankabitch
Where: Jake's Nightclub and Bar (where else?), 419 N. Walnut, Bloomington
When: 7:00pm, Tuesday
Why: Yet another Fool Moon
What: You must be new here.
How much: $6 for wankers who've already been defloured. Free for true Virgins (no revirginizations accepted).