It's hot. The days are long. You want to drink beer.* What other
reasons do
you need to come out and hash this Saturday with the Blooming Fool Hash
House Harriers?

How about a live trail this week? Goesintite and White Lightning will
be
laying trail a-fresh starting Saturday at 4 p.m. from the outer reaches
of
the K-Mart parking lot on East Third Street near BloomingFoods in
Bloomington. The cost is a mere $5, which includes the trail, beer,
spongy
orange food products, beer, alternative beverages, and possibly more
beer.
Come early and often. Virgins are free. Smoke if you've got 'em. Spay
and
neuter your pets. Don't tase me bro.

Directions: Go to Bloomington. From Walnut or College, go to Third
Street.
Head east on Third Street. Third Street becomes Atwater and twists
around,
but eventually you'll either be back on Third Street or on Second
Street. If
the latter, go back north and get on Third Street again. Go east past
the
bypass. Turn right at the second light (at the Target/K-Mart sign) and
then
turn left into the K-Mart parking lot.

Or, alternately, take the bypass to Third Street and turn east (toward
Nashville and Lake Monroe, and away from town). Go to the second light
and
turn right, then turn left into the K-mart parking lot. Or you can go
to the
third light, just past BloomingFoods, and turn right. Then you'd have
to
turn right to get into the K-Mart parking lot. If you can't find
K-Mart,
call me at 219-6566. Look for the hares warming up with vigorous
calisthenics. Park and hash.

* Or alternative beverages, of course.