Category Archives: Hashes

Mother Shucker and Gaelic Pasties are baring again! We’re gearing up for a wild ride through the wonderful city of Bloomington if for nothing else than to transport large loads of beer from one side of the city to another. … Continue reading →

It’s been said that hashing is a cult, but . . . it’s not a cult! To help you tell the difference between the hash and a cult, here are the eleven signs that you are in a cult, with … Continue reading →

There will be a blood moon. There will be a super moon. There will be shiggy. There will beer. Cum. Cum drink beer and hash a shitty trail hared by Spreadsheets to the Wind and Starbust Mammories. Shiggy socks/pants encouraged; … Continue reading →

Your hares EweTube and Nordick CreamHorn will lead the half-minds through the shiggy of Morgan-Monroe forest and embark on a quest to find delicious beer. $7 half-minds, $0 virgins Driving direction from Bloomington Downtown: Approx 18 min drive. 1. Take … Continue reading →

CockHome Syndrome and Weird Al Spankabitch will be haring a cat-themed hash! This is your chance to dress up like all college girls on Halloween…as a sexy cat! Just as we know that some hashers are turkeys and some are … Continue reading →

There will be Boobs! You will be Serviced! Yes you’ve beered there bewhore! You probably came many many times! (I hope.) And if you didn’t then make sure you cum this time!! B/c why not?? Your naughty hares will do … Continue reading →

When: Friday, 8/28 at 7pm What: Generic Fool Moon Hash Where: Generic parking lot at the west end of Rev. Ernest D. Butler Park <map> Why: Generic Beer How much: $7 (for Generic Wankers); Free (for Generic Virgins) Generic Hares: Circuscision … Continue reading →

Start and end point is Kinsey’s Hash House, and we will be hashing, swimming (bring your togs or forever hold your pieces), and camping. Departure time is 9:30 am Sunday so you can get to the ANALVERSARY at Monroe! Experienced … Continue reading →

Come and join us for the world premiere of: The Hashlor Circle of Snatch left town leaving Count Motorboat, Ah Ah Ah all alone He is now ready to choose his new Hashmate Many wanks but only one will get … Continue reading →

Many of you may remember the Moon is Made of Cheese. The hash created when Sweet Ho came to (on?) BUTRz in a dream. She said if you make them grilled cheese they will cum (too). He awoke in a … Continue reading →