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Good evening, hashers!
Forget pro wrestling, "ultimate fighting" is for poofters -- come out this Saturday and join the Blooming Fools Hash House Harriers for the HASH OF THE TITANS! Your hares, Maliblow and Siouxsie, have created a weather-defying trail through the wilderness to commemorate a showdown of epic proportions:
In one corner, wearing brown boxes, a monocle, and a codpiece, is GUINNESS, the flavorful Irish stout, still helping British men with bad teeth get laid at age 250!
Good evening, hashers!
Dearest Wankers:
We'll be hashing this Sat., by gummy. Accuweather says clowdy and 52, so
it'll be a lovely day for some half -mind frolicking.
Location: Cartop Ramp at the bottom of Moores Creek and Stipp Roads.
Time: We'll congeal as a hash at 3:00 p.m.
Cost: $5, American until the Yuan takes over as the world reserve
currency Butt, if you are virginal in your hashing experience you 'uns
are free. (Get, it? I crack myself up sometimes!)
Di-erections: Go down (I said "go down," he he) 446 from E. third St.
Cowabunga!
Get out of the heat at the first annual* 2010 BFH3 Donner Beach Party Hash, taking place on Saturday, January 9, starting at 3 p.m. from the sunny golden shores of Yellowwood Lake in Yellowwood State Forest. The hare (White Lightning) will have summery cold beverages, orange food and popsicles before, during and after the shiggy-ful trail. Swimsuits optional.
The cost will be the usual $5, unless you’re a first-time Blooming Fool, in which case you get to run around and drink with us for free. Dog-friendly trail.
On 26 December, box up your holiday leftovers - treats, beer, regifted secret santas, white elephants or pink elephants.
This will be a chance to dump your junk on an unsuspecting hasher.
In layman's terms, a bring your own hash.
If you want something to drink, bring it.
The leftovers from the tubs will be there, i...ncluding lots of ohano punch, the ever low calorie MGD 64 and some home brew.
If you don't want to bring your own drinks, bring cash.
$5 for hashers $0 for virgins.
The 12th annual Blooming Fools Jingle Balls hash starts this Saturday, December 12, at 3:00 p.m. from the home of the hares, Upright Position and Gender Bender (directions below). Cost is still $5 (cheep!) or free for first-timers (always invited). The Jingle Balls hash includes the usual awesome hash trail and associated beverages, as well as the annual White Elephant gift exchange and pitch-in dinner.
Just a note to remind everyone that there are only 12 shopping days left before the next Blooming Fools Hash House Harriers hash, the beloved, pandemian, ebrious and venerable Jingle Balls Hash, which includes a White Elephant gift exchange and pitch-in dinner after the trail.
For the White Elephant gift exchange, please bring a gift to exchange with another hasher -- the more creative, the better. We suggest the gift cost no more than $10, though if you want to spend hundreds, be our guest. Just make sure whatever it is is wrapped for placement beneath the BFH3 tree.
A message from Goesentite:
Yes, there's going to be a hash this Saturday!
What better way to recover from turkey, pumpkin pie and lots of family time than a shitty trail, beer and orange food?!
This week's trail, the BFH3 Sellout Hash, will take place this Saturday, November 14, starting at 3:00 p.m. (NOTE THE NEW TIME!) from the old Marsh parking lot at the corner of Walnut and Country Club/Winslow roads in Bloomington. Your hare will be White Lightning, the trail will be shiggified, and the beer will be...cold.
The cost is $5, unless it's your first time, then it's free (bwa-ha-ha!).
The start is on the northwest corner of Walnut and Country Club/Winslow roads in Bloomington. Here's a link to the Google map of the start:
