This year the Fourth of July is on a Saturday!
And it’s a hash Saturday!
And hashers be gettin’ married!
So how about we celebrate this trifecta of amazing things with beer and r*nning and trees and lake and friends and a couple of hash weddings and beach and a cookout and a nonsensically French-themed Fourth of July hash?
Well, sort of non-sensically. You see, almost five years ago PH and ET made plans to meet up at on-after for MènHash à Trois, a semi-Bastille Day inspired hash with a trio of hariettes. In the same week, Sweet Ho and Rubix had their very first date after meeting on fb through yet another fellow hasher. THEN, a few weeks ago, PH and ET got married. And THEN, within that same week, SH and Rubix got married. And PH is a Francophile anyway, and the French gave us the statue of liberty, and there are no lake fireworks this year so we might as well all pretend it’s because we’re too sophisticated to blow shit up on the 4th. Or whatever, I don’t care, it’s French themed. So bust out the berets and head to Fairfax SRA and party the day away!
ET and $hot are going to lay us a trail. Then we’re going to hash. Then we’re going to circle and hash-marry up RubHo and Physical Tube. THEN everyone who doesn’t have anything better to do than hang out at a beach side shelter and drink more beer and eat food someone else cooked and look at/swim in/scramble into the lake from a scenic overlook with lots of dripping wet sexy hashers for the low low price of $15 (hash included!) will do all of those things until we get kicked out of the shelter at 11:00 PM. There are even showers! Sound good? You know it does.
Bring: Parks Pass, Swimsuit, Float toys, Change of Clothes, Beret/FrenchMaid Outfit/Mime Costume/ whatever says “americans celebrating fourth of july French style at a lake with a cookout” to you, OR if you’d like to participate in the hash wedding itself, wear a bridesmaid/flour girl dress and help get these wanks HITCHED.
Where: Fairfax SRA Beach Shelter
When: July 4, 2015 @ 4:00 PM
What: Hash + Legendary Hash Wedding + 4th of July party
How Much: $15 for trail + beer + swag + more beer + awesome hash wedding + lake + dinner + hashers + party + BEER
$7 for trail + beer
If you want to carpool, we’re meeting in the bank lot near Lucky’s (IU Credit Union if that’s full), leaving at 3:40.