Old Fart Bash

Cum to the north shelter at Bryan Park on Sunday for the Old Fart Bash in celebration of the new moon! Trail will be appropriate for any old bike with any old fart riding it!

$6 for experienced hashers and bashers, free for young farts.

Map HERE1969294_10101512701116637_1033426649633830645_n.

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BFH3/Indyscent INbreeding Hash

1505369_10104918738470539_8211270111613446113_nINbreeding is defined by the Hash House Harriers Dictionary* (*publication forthcumming) as the “Intermingling of two or more closely related Indiana kennels.” INbreeding is not to be confused with inbreeding, which is when close relatives produce offspring that often have genetic abnormalities, with an unusually high occurrence in US redneck areas* (*Urbandictionary.com). However, the two terms are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Please join your hares 13″ Cockshower and Robocopafeel from IndyScent and your own BloomingFools I Kinsey Ur Butthole and Psychadelic Cumfountain on Saturday, November 22nd as we hold our annual INbreeding Hash between IndyScent and BloomingFools in that veritable mecca of inbred redneckery: Martinsville, Indiana. Be prepared to see evidence of the common inbred hilljack everywhere: rusting automobiles on concrete blocks, trailer parks, mullets, confederate flags, and extra fingers and toes on humans and animals. And the worst evidence of all: consumption of shitty cheap beer.

Virgin researchers attend for free. Experienced investigators pay $6. The start will be in the shelterhouse at the back of Jimmy Nash Park in Martinsville.

Trail will be live, the snacks will be orange, and the (nonshitty) beer will be cold. This trail counts as a hash for both kennels.
Map: http://goo.gl/RyP3O4

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Wapehani Trail Day This Saturday!

This Saturday a bunch of Blooming Fools wanks will be giving back to the community by working on the trails we’ve adopted in the Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. If you ever wanted to work on trails, this is the weekend: We’ll be bench cutting with no heavy lifting required. No tools required, just wear some yardwork-ish clothes, and you’ll be rewarded with beer and food afterwards. (Well, actually, we’ll all pitch in on the beer and food. but you’ll have helped make things better for Bloomington hashers and muggles, so it’ll be totally worth it.)
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When: Noon to 3pm (latecomers are welcome!), Saturday, November 15.
Where: Wapehani Mountain Bike Park
Why?: Beer and food afterwards, and we’ve ripped up enough trails, we’re going to build some.

ON ON!

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Three Blind Mice Hash

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.Three Blind Mice Hash
They’ll lay a trail to chase for beer.
The trail will be live, so try to get near.
But remember a lamp to help you peer.
At the three blind mice.

Join your hares, GargleNuts, Incocknito, and Roshamboner, for a fun evening of cat and mouse (live trail). No need to bait with cheese; orange snacks cum included. Bring $6 and a cranial lamp or else you’ll be just as blind as the mice/hares.

Where: Start is at Karst Farm Splash Pad
When: Thursday (11/6) @ 7pm
How much: $6 for veteran mice catchers, $0 for kittens (virgins)
Why: Why not?

Map: http://goo.gl/maps/f3WOC

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Creepy Bloomington Bash

Mayor Kruzan was asked in a recent interview for 5 words he would use to describe Bloomington.  Eclectic.  Philosophical. Fun. Growing. Ours, is what he said.  Well I have 5 words of my own for you, Bloomington. Ride. Bikes. And. Drink. Beer.unnamed

So cum on out to Boner’s Lot on Friday, October 24 at 6pm to experience all 5 things Bloomington has to offer.

Your gravediggers, Roshamboner and Mothershucker, will tempt you and trick you with clues relating to Bloomington’s sordid, spooky, and sad history.  Follow the clues successfully and you’ll be rewarded with beer!  If not, you’ll be doomed to spend eternity with the bros on campus.

The terror starts at 6:00pm sharp at Boner’s Lot:  https://www.google.com/maps/place/Boner’s+Lot/@39.150375,-86.536729,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x886c66fc24f8be0f:0xda50f6ad0d12061b

Costumes are encouraged and there just might be a trick or maybe even a treat for the best one.

And remember, sunset is before 7pm so be sure to charge those lights!

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World Peace Through Beer Hash

Drink the change you want to see in the world with hares Screw It I’m Wet and Hand’ersome Pooper. It’s the first an’al Bloomingfools H3 World Peace Through Beer Hash. But peace isn’t free; it’ll cost you $6 (still cheap!)… unless you’re a virgin in which case it actually is free.World Peace

Saturday October 25 at 4pm

Bryan Park north parking lot on Stull Street (just south of E. Maxwell Ln.)

Map: https://goo.gl/maps/CdiCv

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Girls Churning Butr’z Bash

Your bares Butr’z and InHeGo Girls drunkenly presents, WBBNH production of “Girls churning Butr’z” bash!!

Get out of the daily grind of barn raising and tending to your live stock and experience the outside world of bashing.10624705_10203441117281278_7997042873831452389_n

Trail starts at Park Ridge East park,
http://goo.gl/maps/DkxqQ

Virgins are free and if you are not a virgin, you will be shunned from the village… Or pay $6.

When: Sunday, October 19, 2:00pm

What’s a bash, you ask? Bicycle hashing (“bashing”) is fun-cycling based on a “hare and hounds” trail which caters to all bike abilities. The bare sets a trail in chalk and flour, including false trails, loops and check, which help to slow the front cyclists (FRBs) down while they look for the next bit of trail, thus allowing the slower riders (DFLs) to catch up. The distance is usually about 10 to 15 miles, with a beer check or two along the way. You have a bicycle? We’d love to have you! And you can do the bash, too!

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Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash

1921233_10101307272262974_3381459192637612062_oIn honor of our favorite booty shorts wearing TV character, Officer Brings Up The Rear and his deputies (Stairwell To Heaven, Psychedelic Cum Fountain), present you Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash. Join us for an afternoon of fun and frolicking in the city of Bloomington. Feel free to bring your favorite pair of Booty Shorts. Seasoned veterans of the force, bring $6. For rookies (virgins), you join for free.

When: 4PM, Saturday, October 11
Where: Winslow Sport’s Park (Baseball/Softball fields on South Highland — @ 2800 S Highland Ave, Bloomington, IN)
How Much: $6 for veterans, $0 for virgins
Why? Beer
Map of start: http://goo.gl/2L3BdV

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Total Eclipse of the Hash

Princess Tiny Box and PH bring to you: Total Eclipse of the HashTotal Eclipse of the Hash!

There is a total eclipse at dawn! Celebrate with us a mere 12 hours and 33 minutes late by drinking beer and running and drinking more beer and running and drinking more beer and singing songs!

Meet us at Boner’s Lot at 7:00 PM on Wednesday, October 8, to celebrate having missed the absurdly early cumming of the eclipse and perfectly timely rise of the full moon!

$6 for wanks, $0 for the virginal.

Bring a cranium lamp or flashlight! The darkness falls early!

Map: http://goo.gl/maps/gacaZ

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Local Bike Shop Bash

14987_10101438420874837_2937331511761400451_nBiblio and P-Cow are baring the Local Bike Shop Bash this Sunday. There will be beer and bikes! $6 for bashers and hashers, virgins free.

Start place: Boner’s Lot (it’s a place! Look: http://goo.gl/fnMeZl)

Start time: Sunday, October 5, at 2:00pm

What’s a bash, you ask? Bicycle hashing (“bashing”) is fun-cycling based on a “hare and hounds” trail which caters to all bike abilities. The bare sets a trail in chalk and flour, including false trails, loops and check, which help to slow the front cyclists (FRBs) down while they look for the next bit of trail, thus allowing the slower riders (DFLs) to catch up. The distance is usually about 10 to 15 miles, with a beer check or two along the way. You have a bicycle? We’d love to have you! And you can do the bash, too!

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