It's mothershuckin' hot out there! Temps in the 90s. Humidity higher than that. The smart thing would be to stay inside and keep cool with the AC cranked to 11.
Screw that, we're hashers. So come on out in the heat and run some of the shiggiest trail imaginable. Heatstroke be damned.
We'll start at Yellowwood Lake, so anyone who overheats can be cooled off biblical-style.
James Bond Bunny is at it again. This time his nemesis is Little Bunny Poo Poo. Yes, we knew him as Little Bunny Foo Foo until the field mice incident of 1965 turned him into a goon.* Well, now the goon has gone into a deep state of madness that threatens us wankers!
ATTENSHUN REVENOOERS:
We are on to you! We done hid our moonshine, and good luck tryin' to get at it! Foosh Koosh and Sweet Ho Alabama will run you over hill and dale and make you regret ever lettin' us wimmenfolk vote, cause it was all downhill after that. Foosh, who done went soft from her years in this Indiana wine country, advises y'all soft Yankee-types to WEAR SHOES, and pants, too, if you're of a mind. Sweet Ho thinks that wearin' shoes smacks of bein' uppity, but she can't read (that's why she went into the social sciences) so she'll never know.
Attention Wankers/Hashers/Sugar Fiends!!!
HAPPY DAY!!!
You and all your very sweet friends are invited to the first ever Cherry Blow Pop Hash!
The unstoppable and un-pop-able duo of Cherry Poppins and Maliblow Classic (see what we did there?) have joined forces to bring you shiggy trails, beer and perhaps a sugary treat---if you can get there! teehee.
“Why these two wankers?!”, you may be asking yourself. Well, because Souzie Bi-Stroker is on the injured reserve list and EweTube is out of town. Voila!
Hashers, start your livers!
This week is the virgin hare for Dr. Grumpy, but fear not, Oral Sax
will be on hand to help remedy that!
Remember your fallen hashers - also, point and laugh as
they lay in the dirt. then tell them to get off their ass and move on
down the trail (to the beer!).
trek through the shiggy, completing as many as 200 laps of the course,
with pits stops featuring Beer, Slightly Natural snacks of various
shades of orange, no running, and Beer! Please keep in mind, for the
safety of the Hares, pit stops will only be available on the first lap.
Is living in the city getting you down? Do you long to head out to wide-open spaces, where you can leave civilization behind? Are you annoyed by 21st-century ephemera like streets...electricity...cell-phone signals?
Then come out to this week's hash.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
Snip 'em and Clip 'em and Eat Me..t are pleased to announce their hash wedding on Saturday, May 1st at 4pm.
The pleasure of your company is requested at a ceremony and reception immediately following a shitty trail, hared by Snips.
All events will be held at The Lady Perpetual Indulgence, Church of Titwad, 3795 Robin Road, Bloomington (Directions below)
Meats and Beer will be served. Guests are asked to bring a side dish and $6.
For your convenience block of rooms has been reserved in Titwad's yard. If you would like to stay in the yard, please bring a tent. Other amenities of Titwad's yard include a hot tub.
Summary: A hash, wedding, lots of fun, 4pm, Titwad's house, bring a side and six bucks, maybe tent.
Directions: From downtown, head(!) East on 3rd Street. Turn Right on High Street and drive south. Turn left in the traffic circle and head East on Rogers Rd (aka Winslow/Country Club/Tapp) At the stop sign turn right onto Snoddy Rd. Make a quick left onto Robin Rd. Zig-Zig to the end of the road. Church is on the left side of the Cul-de-sac. Park on the street. DON'T BE A DICK AND BLOCK SOMEONE'S DRIVEWAY.
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It Starts... What: "The Integration Bash" (Can't we all just get along?)
Mountain Bike AND Road Bike Friendly...
Which Is: The First of the (aka Inaugral) Bloomings Fools Bashes:
All styles all skill levels are welcome! So if you have anything that rolls on man(or woman)power and you like beer; Bring it, ride it, Christen it with beer...
When: This Sunday, April 25th , 1:00 pm
What: The Red Dress Rehersal Hash (Bloomingfools hash #fillintheblank)
Why: To be fully primed for the Red Dress Hash the following week.
When: Saturday April 17th, 2010 at 4:00 p.m.
Where: Karst Farm Park
Who (hares): Corn Ho! and Hot 'n Juicy
How (much): $5 (still cheap as a peep)
Spring has sprung, peepers are peeping, rabbits are mating like, um, rabbits -- and it’s time for the Blooming Fools’ 13th annual (yes!) Easter Keg Hash!
The festivities will begin at a SPECIAL TIME OF 3 PM* on Saturday, April 3, at Wapehani Mountain Bike Park in Bloomington. Your hares, Just Allen and White Lightning, promise a minty-fresh springlike trail through the shiggy of southwest Bloomington, accompanied by the usual hash smorgasbord of artificially flavored and artificially colored ingestibles of low nutritional value. Oh, and there’ll be BEER.
