WL & Ship for Brains Hash 12/5 @ 3pm

WL & Ship for Brains HashWe’re starting from 9th Street Park, at the west end. Ship for Brains and White Lightning are haring. Look for more info and extraneous rubbish in this space soon.

When: Saturday, 12/5 at 3:00pm – 6:00pm
Where: Rev. Ernest D. Butler Park – 812 W 9th St, Bloomington, Indiana 47404
How Much: $7, virgins are free

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Whut Whut Turkey Butt Fool Moon Hash 11/25 @ 7pm

Whut Whut Turkey Butt Fool Moon hashThe full moon is falling on Thanksgiving-Eve this month!

In celebration, The Love Butt, Psychedelic Cum Fountain, and PH cum together in a forbidden three-way to bring you a Fool Moon hash mini-event not to be missed! Join us for a Fool Moon turkey-riffic hash, followed by a good old-fashioned weenie-roast at Woolery Stone Mill, all for the low-low price of $10!

We wankers of BFH3 have much to be thankful for this year. We are thankful for beer. And orange food. And the half-minds who make hashing so fun. And the townies among us may even be thankful to have some old buddies and reluctant but bored family members back in town to drag along with them to the hash!

But most of all, we are thankful that some wank who isn’t us is busy making our Thanksgiving dinner, so we can go hashing instead of wasting away over a hot stove!

You will need: Cranial illumination or a flashlight, shiggy socks, camp chair, and $10 ($7 hash only) for experienced turkeys. Virgins free or $3 if they stay for on-after.

We will provide: Trail, beer for hashing and on-after, hot dogs, buns, roasting forks, s’mores, plates/napkins/etc, fire & fire wood, awesome rustic scenery

When: Wednesday, 11/25 at 7:00pm – 10:00pm
Where: Woolery Mill 2200 Kegg Rd, Bloomington IN 47403
How Much: $7, free for virgins + $3 for on-after (experienced or virgin)

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AristoHash: A Hash In The Style Of The Aristocrats

12188988_1094355390599421_8536711564075058673_nJoin your high-class hares PH and GoesInTite at a BFH3 hash MOST genteel and refreshing! These distinguished current and former BFH3 nobility have made arrangements to entertain only the most sophisticated of wankers at that epoch of outdoor culture and refinement, Sculpture Trails Outdoor Museum!

Cum and join us in a dignified romp through the hills of Solsberry Indiana, wherein an elite group of the most illustrious Bloomington-area art-lovers and craft beer enthusiasts will gather to celebrate their mutual appreciation of sculpture, fermented brew, and tangerine-hued victuals!

Top hats, monocles, and other formalwear as deemed befitting a true aristocrat encouraged and possibly rewarded. Ensure your warmth and comfort during our closing ceremonies by making preparations for chill and darkness, as the sun sinks low quite early this time of year!

Established aristocrats $7, free admission for aspirational aristocrats (virgins).

When: Saturday, 11/21 at 3:00 PM
Where: Sculpture Trails Outdoor Museum – 6764 N Tree Farm Rd,                          Solsberry, Indiana 47459
How Much: $7, free for virgins

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HASH OF THE TITANS 4!!! 11/7 @ 3pm

HASH OF THE TITANS 4This half-minded group has a family tree so long and sorted, who wouldn’t get confused? So much incest…it is best…Such debauchery! Come follow a long-time Bloomingfool tradition and join the saga of the Hash of the Titans. What is the HOTT? We have no idea, but it usually involves some sort of contest, prizes, and (most importantly) Mustaches….oh, and Beer. Did you miss the last three sagas? You can read the myth, and become a part of the Legend!

Epic One…a long cold trudge through the up downs in the sweet and sour Lake Lemon. A battle was waged. A smooth Celtic stout took the crown from the Blue Ribbon favorite. Trail was marked in blood colored flour…Viking horns were given… Everyone dressed as warm as they could, they were still cold and wet at the end…There were mustaches.

Epic Two…Sycamore Land Trust and board walks were the terrain…a battle of the Americas took place where Negro Modelo destroyed the frosty blue crispness from the Canadians (there was actually an American microbrew that won…but we don’t remember what it was.) People wore costumes…it was a gorgeous day….There were mustaches.

Epic Three…It was at McCorrmick’s Creek… I think there were vikings… At that point, the theme was kinda out the window… Except mustaches.

Your hares, Maliblow Classic and Souzie Bee Stroke Her invite you to join them for a long-overdue clash of themes and facial hair comfort. This Saturday go to McCorrmick’s Creek State Park (You all have the skills needed to find your way there.) Find the wanks parked in the lot at the DEER RUN SHELTER (keep going right and find the signs, or follow the On On sticker on the car in front of you)…pay nothing if you are a virgin (Don’t worry, you will be sacrificed) $7 if you plan to take part in sacrificing those virgins to r*n our trail. Be there by hash time…you know, 3ish

Be a part of the new Saga that we will forget…There will be beer …McCormick’s Creek is awesome (it also costs to get it…so carpool …there might be blood…wear a toga for no particular reason (we are all hoping for nudity, though), expect…Mustaches!!!

(Sidenote: My neighbors have been having really vocal sex while I was writing this…I’ve been envisioning them wearing togas & mustaches…seems like they aren’t virgins any longer…They’ll have to pay $7)

When: Saturday, 11/7 at 3:00pm
Where: McCormick’s Creek State Park (carpool leaving North Marsh parking lot at 2:30)
How Much: $7, free for virgins

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Trick or Treat Bash 10/31@ 2pm

Trick or Treat BashHalloween is about giving AND receiving, just like a good 69…giving treats and turning tricks. What a coincidence! Saturday is both Halloween and the 69th trail of the Blooming Fools Bash. Join us at Boner’s Lot for a 69th trail full of twists and turns, tricks and treats!

Prizes will be awarded for the best costumes!

When: Saturday, October 31 @ 2PM
Where: Boner’s Lot, Hillside and the B-line <map>
What: Our 69th trail!
How Much: $6 for tricky regulars, free for virgin treats

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Pink Dress Fool Moon Pub Crawl, R*** and Fundraiser 10/27 @ 7pm

Pink Dress Fool Moon Pub CrawlYour Hares: I Kinsey UR Butthole, Kegelator, Eh, Rough Sextimate (note TWO virgin hares)


We will hare a turkey/eagle style trail and pub crawl (YES, it can be done) to satisfy walkers and r**ners alike. And………………..WAIT FOR IT………….
you get to wear a PINK DRESS!!!

Bring a cranium lamp, your fancy pink gown and ask your friends to donate to support your trail and your cause!

October is breast cancer awareness month and since my father is a breast cancer survivor it seemed like a fun idea to do a fundraiser. COST-We are asking that you donate to the fundraiser (in the form of a rego) and we’ll pub crawl to some places with good Tuesday night specials for the beer. Prelube and trail beer will not come from the rego money. There will also be no official on-after. Kinsey will donate her beer money to the kennel and provide some beer for circle. Your donated money will stay local and go to the Olcott Center as below:

The Olcott Center Girlfriend Fund provides special projects and emergency funds for individuals with cancer and their families. This fund is administered generously to support both female and male patient’s individual needs as they battle cancer. Items this
fund provides include:

• Funding for medically related items and services not covered by insurance or governmental assistance,
• Wigs for those in need,
• Funding for childcare
• Funding for transportation, and
• Special services for terminally ill patients and their families.

Donations to Bloomington Hospital Foundation, PO Box 1149, Bloomington, IN 47402. Thank you very much for making this lasting investment in the well-being of our community knowing your support stays local.

When: Tuesday, 10/27 at 7:00pm
Where: 4th Street Parking Garage (behind Atlas)

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The Fall of the House of Lushes Hash 10/24 @ 3pm

The Fall of the House of Lushes Hash[N.B. – See below re: THE HASH WILL START AT 3PM!!!]

Does a bear shit in the woods? Who knows. There aren’t any bears in southern Indiana anymore. But there are beery wanks aplenty. Is a beer drunk in the woods? Do we even need to answer that question? No. No, we do not. We need to demonstrate it with abandon. And what better time and place than prime leaf season at Brown County State Park. So bring your cameras, your appreciation for natural beauty, and your appetite for beer as we traipse through hill and dale, whetting our whistles (and checking them, too).

Gear up to beer up! In addition to whistles, shiggy socks are recommended.

And because it’s getting dark at ever earlier hours in them thar woods, the hash will start at 3pm. Let me repeat that: THE HASH WILL START AT 3PM!!! Be there or be sober!

N.B. – Because it’s prime leaf season, everywank and her sister, brother, uncle, and 3rd nephew twice removed wants to see them at Brown County State Park. So plan accordingly. Assume that it will take ***at least ten minutes*** to get from the park gate to the BCSP Nature Center, whence we’ll set forth on our Colorful Beery Adventure®.

N.B.B. – Expect the usual stupid Indiana State Park entry fee ($7 per vehicle—$9 for out-of-state tags). Carpooling with wanks in possession of park passes is encouraged.

Hare: Circuscision
Start Location: Brown County State Park Nature Center <map>
Cost: $7 for wanks jaded to beautiful fall colors; free for those who have yet to let us see their true colors shining through.

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Wild Bares Bash! 10/18 @ 2pm

Wild Bares Bash!Mother Shucker and Gaelic Pasties are baring again!

We’re gearing up for a wild ride through the wonderful city of Bloomington if for nothing else than to transport large loads of beer from one side of the city to another. Why else?

What: Wild Bares Bash
When: Saturday October 18 at 2:00pm
Where: North Shelter at Bryan Park
How much: $6. Bring virgins. They’re free.
Why: We haven’t drank enough yet.

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‘Wear Something Gaudy Day’ Bash 10/17 @ 2pm

Are you a half-mind and your mother dresses you funny? Well, you’re just the type we’re looking for! Cum on out to Bryan Park’s north shelter on Saturday, 10/17 and celebrate Wear Something Gaudy Day by bashing and letting your freak flag fly.
What: The Wear Something Gaudy Day Bash
When: Saturday October 17 at 2:00pm
Where: North Shelter at Bryan Park
How much: $6 (incremental fees to be determined for every item of spandex displayed)
Why: Because you don’t see what’s wrong with wearing plaids and stripes together

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Get a clue, you fucking bear! (New Moon Clue Bash) 10/13 @ 7pm

Get a clue, you fucking bear! (New Moon Clue Bash)It’s getting darker earlier which makes for laying New Moon trails with flour especially hard. So how bout a clue bash?

It basically entails going from point A to point B to point C, etc., until beer is found. A variety of clues/riddles/puzzles will be used to help you clueless crankwankers which point to bike to next.

Since no flour will be used, traveling in a pack would be smart–especially since not everyone may have bike lights. Even if you get to a point before everyone else, you’ll have to wait for everyone so you all can figure out where to go to next.

RSVP early so I can figure out how many clues/stops to make. I’ll also need a co-bare for creating cool clues and transportation of libations.

What: New Moon Clue Bash – bring a bike and lights
Who: Lick Herp Package and ???
When: Tuesday, 10/13 at 7:00pm
Where: Boner’s Lot <map>
How much: $6, virgins are free

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