Creepy Bloomington Bash

Mayor Kruzan was asked in a recent interview for 5 words he would use to describe Bloomington.  Eclectic.  Philosophical. Fun. Growing. Ours, is what he said.  Well I have 5 words of my own for you, Bloomington. Ride. Bikes. And. Drink. Beer.unnamed

So cum on out to Boner’s Lot on Friday, October 24 at 6pm to experience all 5 things Bloomington has to offer.

Your gravediggers, Roshamboner and Mothershucker, will tempt you and trick you with clues relating to Bloomington’s sordid, spooky, and sad history.  Follow the clues successfully and you’ll be rewarded with beer!  If not, you’ll be doomed to spend eternity with the bros on campus.

The terror starts at 6:00pm sharp at Boner’s Lot:  https://www.google.com/maps/place/Boner’s+Lot/@39.150375,-86.536729,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x886c66fc24f8be0f:0xda50f6ad0d12061b

Costumes are encouraged and there just might be a trick or maybe even a treat for the best one.

And remember, sunset is before 7pm so be sure to charge those lights!

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World Peace Through Beer Hash

Drink the change you want to see in the world with hares Screw It I’m Wet and Hand’ersome Pooper. It’s the first an’al Bloomingfools H3 World Peace Through Beer Hash. But peace isn’t free; it’ll cost you $6 (still cheap!)… unless you’re a virgin in which case it actually is free.World Peace

Saturday October 25 at 4pm

Bryan Park north parking lot on Stull Street (just south of E. Maxwell Ln.)

Map: https://goo.gl/maps/CdiCv

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Girls Churning Butr’z Bash

Your bares Butr’z and InHeGo Girls drunkenly presents, WBBNH production of “Girls churning Butr’z” bash!!

Get out of the daily grind of barn raising and tending to your live stock and experience the outside world of bashing.10624705_10203441117281278_7997042873831452389_n

Trail starts at Park Ridge East park,
http://goo.gl/maps/DkxqQ

Virgins are free and if you are not a virgin, you will be shunned from the village… Or pay $6.

When: Sunday, October 19, 2:00pm

What’s a bash, you ask? Bicycle hashing (“bashing”) is fun-cycling based on a “hare and hounds” trail which caters to all bike abilities. The bare sets a trail in chalk and flour, including false trails, loops and check, which help to slow the front cyclists (FRBs) down while they look for the next bit of trail, thus allowing the slower riders (DFLs) to catch up. The distance is usually about 10 to 15 miles, with a beer check or two along the way. You have a bicycle? We’d love to have you! And you can do the bash, too!

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Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash

1921233_10101307272262974_3381459192637612062_oIn honor of our favorite booty shorts wearing TV character, Officer Brings Up The Rear and his deputies (Stairwell To Heaven, Psychedelic Cum Fountain), present you Lt. Dangle’s Booty Shorts Hash. Join us for an afternoon of fun and frolicking in the city of Bloomington. Feel free to bring your favorite pair of Booty Shorts. Seasoned veterans of the force, bring $6. For rookies (virgins), you join for free.

When: 4PM, Saturday, October 11
Where: Winslow Sport’s Park (Baseball/Softball fields on South Highland — @ 2800 S Highland Ave, Bloomington, IN)
How Much: $6 for veterans, $0 for virgins
Why? Beer
Map of start: http://goo.gl/2L3BdV

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Total Eclipse of the Hash

Princess Tiny Box and PH bring to you: Total Eclipse of the HashTotal Eclipse of the Hash!

There is a total eclipse at dawn! Celebrate with us a mere 12 hours and 33 minutes late by drinking beer and running and drinking more beer and running and drinking more beer and singing songs!

Meet us at Boner’s Lot at 7:00 PM on Wednesday, October 8, to celebrate having missed the absurdly early cumming of the eclipse and perfectly timely rise of the full moon!

$6 for wanks, $0 for the virginal.

Bring a cranium lamp or flashlight! The darkness falls early!

Map: http://goo.gl/maps/gacaZ

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Local Bike Shop Bash

14987_10101438420874837_2937331511761400451_nBiblio and P-Cow are baring the Local Bike Shop Bash this Sunday. There will be beer and bikes! $6 for bashers and hashers, virgins free.

Start place: Boner’s Lot (it’s a place! Look: http://goo.gl/fnMeZl)

Start time: Sunday, October 5, at 2:00pm

What’s a bash, you ask? Bicycle hashing (“bashing”) is fun-cycling based on a “hare and hounds” trail which caters to all bike abilities. The bare sets a trail in chalk and flour, including false trails, loops and check, which help to slow the front cyclists (FRBs) down while they look for the next bit of trail, thus allowing the slower riders (DFLs) to catch up. The distance is usually about 10 to 15 miles, with a beer check or two along the way. You have a bicycle? We’d love to have you! And you can do the bash, too!

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Sex, Death and Stardust-New Moon Bash

Join us on a neSex, Death and Stardust-New Moon Bashw moon “clue” bash as we explore Bloomington’s underbelly on bicycles in search of Sex, Death and Stardust. Bring your bike lights!

City Hall, Showers Plaza

map: http://goo.gl/maps/rL4yZ

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Hoptoberfest Hash

Break out your beer steins, bust out your bunny ears and loosen up your lederhosen! Yes, you read that correctly -this Saturday marks the auspicious convergence of TWO hashy celebrations. In honor of National Rabbit Day and Oktoberfest, you are thusly invited to a shitty trail in honor of HOPTOBERFEST! Your hares will be Dr Hoo Who and Starbust Mammaries. Hoptoberfest

The gathering will commence at 4pm at the bier garden, also known as Olcott Park.

$6 for experienced Fraus and Herrs; virgins drink for free.

NOTE: Bring extra dry shoes. If beer makes you a bit clumsy, bring extra clothes.

Map: http://goo.gl/maps/uLSxw

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Hilly Hungover Bash

Did you have too much to drink last night? Not enough to drink last night? Either way, you should cum join us for an whimsical trail presented by Hand’ersome Pooper and InHeGo Girls.

Where : Sycamore shelter, lower cascade park
When : 3PM September 20, 2014
Hilly Hungover
First time Basher enjoy this immensely intense joyful experience for free. Experienced wanker gets to pay $6 in addition to the torture that is this experience.

“Bashing – it’s like hashing, but on bikes.” -Gispert

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Half-Mind-A-Thon Hash

Cum one, cum all, to the first (annual?) BloomingFools H3 HALF-MIND-A-THON! 10658527_10152685786398769_5457837617874066652_o

This Saturday, starting at 4:00 pm (EDT), the Bloomingfools will be engaging in our own brand of r*cist behavior-yes, we’ll drink for that- when we run our very own Half-Mind-a-Thon! Cum prepared to run, walk, and most importantly, DRINK BEER!

We’ll be starting at Boner’s Lot. For those of you who haven’t bashed, Boner’s Lot is located on W. Hillside Avenue, just west of the B-Line trail. By car, take Rogers Street to Hillside, turn on Hillside (which is south of Grimes, you can only turn east on Hillside off of Rogers, toward the B-Line), and look for hashers.

Your r*cist hares will be Goesentite, Circucision, and Blow Blow Blow Your Goat.

$6 for experienced Half-Minds, free for virgins, aka Half-Mind wannabes.

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