As the hash gathered for the Hotter’n’Hell Hash on June 27, Blooming Fool old-timer Hot’n’Juicy was out in California somewhere, some eight-odd hours into the Western States 100-Mile Race. Last we heard, he’d been running for five hours and had covered 29 miles. Only 71 more to go.
Wankers: Its hot, its steamy. Time for a tropical hash. Bring your
well-worn sneakers and as little else as you can comfortably wear or as
little as your fellow hashers are comfortable with you wearing and come
out for this shig-o-rific trail. Word has it that Nasdiq O' d'Norte,
may co-hair.
Where: Intersection of Mt. Ebal Rd and Fairfax Road. Just north of
(before) the pay gate at Fairfax State Rec. Area. Here is a link:
http://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?v=2&FORM=LMLTCC&cp=39.032719~-86.4
9107&style=r&lvl=15&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&phx=0&phy=0&phscl=1&encType
=1
Good day hashers!
The next Blooming Fools hash—the 12 Years and Counting Hash—will take place this Saturday, June 13, starting at 4 p.m. from the parking lot behind the Cyber Infrastructure Data Center on the IU campus. Your hare will be White Lightning, and it’s going to cost you $5 (still cheap!) unless you’re a first-timer, in which case it’s free. There will be beer, there will be trail, there will be shiggy, and there will be quality cheezy poofs. Dammit.
Hash Trash: The Second Annual Roller Derby Hash
OK, I was out and about last Saturday afternoon, stopping by the library to get a Nancy Drew book to read for my book cl—oops, I mean, for my son to read for his book club—and it was, like, 3:15, so I thought I’d head (head?) over to Twin Lakes Sports Park and wait for the hash to start. I figured I’d have a good 40 minutes before anyone showed, so I could hang out and read for a while. (When you have a page-turner like “The Flying Saucer Mystery,” sometimes you just can’t wait to get reading!)
The next Blooming Fools Hash House Harriers hash will take place on Saturday, May 30, starting from the parking lot of the Twin Lakes Sports Complex at 4 p.m. The hare will be Garden o' Beatin', and the cost will be $5, unless you're a first-timer, in which case you're free. Free! FREE!
Twin Lakes Sports Complex is on Second Street. From Walnut, head west on Second Street and the entrance is on the right after you pass the Sportsplex. If you get lost, call 219-6566.
An hour before the Late Mother’s Day Hash last Saturday, I pulled into my apartment complex and started taking groceries out of my car. I noticed it was raining, but “raining” wasn’t the right word. It was a heavy, soaking mist, like you might get in Maine on a warm fall morning. “Ha,” I chortled snarkily to myself as I ran inside with the Cheerios and Cheez-Its. “The hares must be loving this.” Lesson to myself: Never chortle before a hash. Chortling is baaaaad karma.
Howdy wankers,
We know you haven't gotten around to sending your mother's day
cards until just now, so why not continue the celebration through the
weekend? If you haven't already done something special[1] for the mom
in your life, come on down to Southeast Park on Saturday for a very
special hash.
"M" is for the miles and miles of Shiggy,
"O" is for the o-face (naturally),
"T" is for trails, shitty or not (yeah, right),
"H" is for head. WHO SAID HEAD? . . .
"E" is for embarrasing yourself in your tiny running shorts,
In celebration of the Rites, riots and rhythms of Spring it's time for another BFH3 hash!! So whether you're into post-hardcore punk, neo-classical Russian composers, or none of the above, let's do some frolicking!
We'll start at an old BFH3 stomping ground, Cherry Lake in Morgan-Monroe State Forest.
If you're coming from Indy, take 37 south past Martinsville. When the scenery starts to get, well, scenic, keep an eye out for the MMSF entrance sign and enter accordingly.
