Hilly Hungover Bash

Did you have too much to drink last night? Not enough to drink last night? Either way, you should cum join us for an whimsical trail presented by Hand’ersome Pooper and InHeGo Girls.

Where : Sycamore shelter, lower cascade park
When : 3PM September 20, 2014
Hilly Hungover
First time Basher enjoy this immensely intense joyful experience for free. Experienced wanker gets to pay $6 in addition to the torture that is this experience.

“Bashing – it’s like hashing, but on bikes.” -Gispert

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Half-Mind-A-Thon Hash

Cum one, cum all, to the first (annual?) BloomingFools H3 HALF-MIND-A-THON! 10658527_10152685786398769_5457837617874066652_o

This Saturday, starting at 4:00 pm (EDT), the Bloomingfools will be engaging in our own brand of r*cist behavior-yes, we’ll drink for that- when we run our very own Half-Mind-a-Thon! Cum prepared to run, walk, and most importantly, DRINK BEER!

We’ll be starting at Boner’s Lot. For those of you who haven’t bashed, Boner’s Lot is located on W. Hillside Avenue, just west of the B-Line trail. By car, take Rogers Street to Hillside, turn on Hillside (which is south of Grimes, you can only turn east on Hillside off of Rogers, toward the B-Line), and look for hashers.

Your r*cist hares will be Goesentite, Circucision, and Blow Blow Blow Your Goat.

$6 for experienced Half-Minds, free for virgins, aka Half-Mind wannabes.

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Prepare Your Hash!

September is National Preparedness Month, and thus it is time for PH to end her three and a half years of earnest preparation and hare for the SECOND time!
Prepare Your Hash!
Search your memory for the incidents and mishaps of hashdays gone by and cum prepared for ANYTHING!

Where: IU Cyclotron back parking lot
2401 N Milo B Sampson Ln Bloomington, IN 47408

What: A very well prepared hash

Hares: PH & ET

Bring: Cranial illumination or flashlight, whistle, $6 (for the well-prepared, free for the virginal), clothing and gear suited to any possible hashing emergency (that you are willing to wear/carry in and around town and through the woods at 7 PM on a Monday)

Map: https://goo.gl/maps/6bOzA

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Nas’ Post-Analversary Shirtless Hash

or, in the alternate,
the “Now Who Can We Offend THIS Weekend?” Hash

Thought that last weekend was the last chance you had to offend the muggles?
Thinking that all that extra adipose tissue (read: “fat”) will go to waste, should you not, as soon as possible, get it out in the glorious sunshine to wiggle and waggle it’s way around in free-form, gravity-fighting wonderment?
WELL FEAR NO MORE!
We’ll do both! (Being lazy-azz hashers, we al’lus try to combine activities……especially if it involves beer!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93bhAimFFU
no tee shirts allowedWe’re off to Fairfax Land-Of-Eden, hitting THE OTHER END of the glorious Lake Monroe from Brown(Eye) County State Parque, to see if our unintended audience (the innocents who, while they pay taxes just like us, may OR MAY NOT think they own the joint…..) are of any more-friendly flavor, than the poor, mis-un-informed Picnic Nazis who attempted to have the woodsy gemdarme beat us senseless, and possibly *crucify* poor lil’ NasDiq (“a large[!], half-naked[!] man!”), for the monstrous crime of consuming THE SACRED BEVERAGE in pubic (I mean, *public*) view, WITHOUT A COLLARED LaCoste SHIRT.

THUSLY, AND IN DI-ERECT TRIBUTE, we will have ANOTHER GO AT THEM!
(“Have AT you!”)
An entire, half-crazed, shirtless mo’fo MOB (Or, if your man-boobs be threat’nin’, jus’ go as O’Natural as conditions warrant) Hash!

Beer consumption WILL happen on trail!

Shirtless-ness-ness-ness WILL happen!

WE ARE ALL SPARTICUS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93bhAimFFU

JOIN US!
(Or die in miserable, clothed horror….)

Get thee to Fairfax Road and Mt Ebal Road. (Park in the ass fault area; let’s give the church a break….)
https://maps.yahoo.com/directions/?lat=38.974357249228206&lon=-86.45828247070312&t=h&bb=39.82963172133373%2C-87.67364501953125%2C38.11943249695315%2C-85.242919921875&o=8676+Salem+Pike+Rd%2C+Bloomington%2C+IN+47401-9045&d=Indianapolis%2C+IN
And prepare to smile broadly, AND LET IT ALL HANG OUT, BABY…..
4pm: hashtime, baby…..

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BFH3 Wet T-Shirt Hash

Getting wet and being wet are just about the best things ever, so let’s do both… while DRINKING BEER! Join the Blooming Fools at Cutright S.R.A. this Saturday wearing a white t-shirt over a swim suit (bottoms optional) and prepare for some shiggy, sun, and suds.

10376837_848696915140774_3878995157317882154_nYour hares, Mama Said Pop You Out and Hand’ersome Pooper, have some fun surprises up their dripping wet sleeves to celebrate summer and make this a memorable hash! There will be beer, there will be trail, there will be contests of strength and cunning, and there will be plenty of reasons to get your t-shirt wet.

Aug 2, 4pm
Cutright SRA overflow parking lot (see directions below)
$6 for hasher, free for virgins

You may want: a change of clothes, extra shoes, a towel, and virgins

From Bloomington: drive out 446 S. After the causeway, make the first left into the Cutright State Recreation Area. Stay right at the fork (ignore the parking lot and boat ramp to your left – those aren’t hashers). Make the second left (the paved left, not the gravel left… we’re not animals). Find hashers, drink beer, get wet.

NOTE: due to recent changes to google maps I refuse to use it. I’d rather not have a heart attack. If someone else wants to post one, please do… but please make sure it’s the back parking lot, not the immediate one.

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Summer in the City Hash

Well the polar vortex took away the “heat and humidity” theme, and we’re not really in the city (there’ll be plenty of shiggy!), so really we could have called this the “Winter in the Sticks” hash and it’d make about as much sense.

Nevertheless, come out to Lake Griffy, where we’ve hashed so rarely, and enjoy a shiggified July-in-the-woods trail laid by White Lightning and Scooby, I’d Do Her. There’ll be beer, there’ll be sunshine, there’ll be trails of gold undimmed by human tears. Plus orange snacks!
Summer In The City
Where: Lake Griffy boathouse parking lotWhen: Saturday, July 19, 4:00pm
Who: Scooby I’d Do Her and White Lightning
What: Hashing

ALSO: This is a homebrew hash! If you bring a six-pack of your homebrew (or your favorite microbrew/import alcoholic beer) to the hash, you’ll get to hash for free — plus you’ll get the opportunity to enjoy the other special beers people have brought. If you don’t bring beer, you can still pay $6 and join us on the trail, but you’ll have to drink from the regular hash beer.

ON ON!

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On-Hands-and-Knees-On Wedding Hash

cake31You are cordially invited to celebrate the happy union of Down on Your Knees and Jizz Hands on Saturday, the fifth of July, two thousand10417777_824133984263734_6274233661370217075_n and fourteen at four o’clock in the afternoon. The trail starts from the parking lot of Casa Del Sol in beautiful Nashville, Indiana.

There will be a trail, beer, a special keepsake to commemorate the solemn occasion, and an on-after of exquisite beauty, sprightly frivolity, and Bacchanalian debauchery.

Ushers Mother Shucker and Hand’ersome Pooper will lead you through the hills and vales of Brown County to the wedding bower. There, the young half-minds will be joined in hashy union and down-downs will be down-downed in their honor.

Please bring:

* $8 for trail and cool keepsake
* $7 for on-after – if you are so inclined – with beer, food, and wanker stew
* Dry bag with a change of shoes and clothes
* Camp chair or blanket for the ceremony and on-after
* Swim suit if you feel you need one

When: 4:00pm, Saturday, July 5
Where: Starts from Casa del Sol, 51 Parkview Rd., Nashville, IN (Map is HERE)
Who: Disastrous trail by Mother Shucker and Hand’ersome Pooper, but the day belongs to Down On Your Knees and Jizz Hands

No gift necessary, but wedding clothes are encouraged!

IMPORTANT: CARPOOLING IS NOT ONLY ENCOURAGED, IT’S NECESSARY. PACK YOUR VEHICLES WITH HASHERS!

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Summer Solstice Cutoff Hash

BRING EXTRA DRY CLOTHES AND SHOES.

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Hares – Titwad and Just Jo
Where? Start at Otis Park, Bedford, IN
When? 4-7 pm, Saturday, June 21, 2014
How much? $6/person, virgins cum free
Why? Because we love you…oh…and BEER

BRING EXTRA DRY CLOTHES AND SHOES

Summer Solstice is the perfect time for a shiggy, nasty, tick-filled run through the lovely environs of Bedford, compliments of Titwad and Just Jo. Challenges and unpleasantness await all who dare to cum along. It’s gonna be hot and muggy for this weekend’s traipse through the trees. Maybe we’ll get lucky with the first sweet summer shower to cool things down and wash the mud and sweat away.
BRING EXTRA DRY CLOTHES AND SHOES

Directions from Bloomington – take 37 South to Bedford 17 miles, turn left on 16th Street go east about 3 miles and veer (hopefully not in a drunken manner) right onto Tunneleton Road. (Stoplight at bottom of hill.) Cross bridge and take immediate left into Otis Park. Park, Hash.

PS, There really isn’t any Chatauqua, just messin’ with ya.

BRING EXTRA DRY CLOTHES AND SHOES

Map of the start here: http://goo.gl/0rt65u

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Buttcheek and TDP’s 2nd Annual Father’s Day Beach Bash

Please join BC and TDP for this year’s annual Father’s Day Beach Bash. The fun begins at 12:00 pm in the parking lot behind IU Folklore & Ethnomusicology (heretofore referred to as TDP’s lot). As always, virgins ride freely, experienced wanks pay $6.

This bash will be like none other. Literally, the brain child of an actual child, our route will twist and turn through the streets of Bloomington. Buttcheek is in control, so expect some 8 year old shiggy (and a few butt slaps).

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Full Moon Dirty Dancing Tutu Hash

We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.

10451122_10104256915054969_3443059610415690311_nGrab your tutus, leotards, dance shoes, and cranium lamps, and be prepared to bust a move for the Full Moon Dirty Dancing Tutu Hash. Your hares, Dr. Hoo Who and Screw It, I’m Wet, have a magical evening of exciting turns, dips, leaps, and pirouettes planned to leave you dancing in the dark.

Where: Start is at Atlas Ballroom (209 S College Ave Bloomington)
When: Friday (6/13) @ 7pm
How Much: $6 for prima ballerinas, $0 corps de ballet (virgins)
Why: Beer

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