Yes, there will be one. All you frustrated hashers come out and
frolic
half-mindedly in lovely Monroe County. In recognition of the fact that
this hash falls on absolutely no holiday, there will be no theme and
you
are free to wear whatever clothing you desire. Just remember that
competitive t-shirts, new shoes and color co-ordinated outfits could
subject you to extra drinking. Oh, the horror of it all.

In any event, here are the particulars.

WHERE: A church parking lot, where else?
NO, REALLY, WHERE: A church parking lot at the SE corner of South

Has anyone stepped up to hare this weekend?

Erin go bragh hashers!

This year, with its cumming presidential erection is the ideal time
for all BloomingFools to set a precident & cum to the presidunce daze
hash. There will be evidence on trail of grate former leaders of our
land,
which could include a Tom, Dick or Harry, more than one John,
& even a Woodie ! There might be a Calvin, but no Hobbes, a
Frank but no Earnest, but you might encounter Grover, Garfield,
a Teddy or an old Hoover along the way, avoid an errant Ford,
& various odd Polk, all culminating in our goal to Fillmore cups of
beer.

What: The Bloomington Love'n the Hills Hash (aka This is not SPAM
hash)
> When: February 9th, 3:00 p.m.
> Where: Chez Hot 'n Juicy, 1949 N Lower Birdie Galyan Rd
> Who: Hares will be Hot 'n Juicy and Cums Late But Cums Clean
> How (much): Five rapidly devaluing dollars
>
> For those of you who knew where I used to live, I've moved three
houses
> south. Get on the Bypass (45/46) and follow it east to 3rd St, which
is SR
> 46. Continue east on 3rd St out of town. From the intersection with
SR 446
> go about 3 miles east on SR 46 to Lower Birdie Galyan Rd (sign just
says

When do we hash?

I'm looking for a new hash...where do I find out where you guys are starting from on your hash days??

-Rectum Damn Near Killed Her

Monday, January 21, 2008 - As a lonely wayward stranger, I creek open a rusty door to what looks to be the Blooming Fools Website. No one seems to be about. There are some faint footprints in the dust that covers the floor. Perhaps, there was a diehard hasher through here a month or so ago but it's hard to tell.

CUM ONE CUM ALL!!

IT’S THE HOGMANAY (Scottish New Year) HASH

It’s time to ring in the new year like a bunch o’ kilt-wearin’, commando, hard-drinkin’ Scotsmen!! And no one parties like the Scots!

Aye, Hogmanay’s the perfect time to show that even if you’re not a Scot by birth, if you’re a hasher, you’re a Scot in spirit! (Or maybe you just want to drink a lot of beer, eat orange food and follow a sucky trial, which is fine, too)

WHAT IS IT, AGAIN? IT’S THE HOGMANAY (Hog-min-NEY) HASH!!

WHEN IS IT? DECEMBER 29, 2007 at 3:00 p.m.