Soft Balls Hash

Wankers! It’s fall! That means it’s time for sweater weather and WASPs drinking pumpkin-flavored shi– Wait, what? It’s still baseball season? The World Series doesn’t even *start* until October now? OK, starting over: Wankers! It’s still summerish, apparently! That means it’s time for the Soft Balls hash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpyZws4bJ8 ! Pull out your balls and your tight, tight baseball pants and join your hares, White Lightning and Open Wide as everyone tries to reach home base. As a reminder, if you’re gonna go for second base, dive in head (WSH?) first:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1DMyS3DtuE
Bonus points if you dress like these guys: https://www.google.com/search?q=baseball+furies&newwindow=1&safe=off&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS504US505&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=FV0vUobtD4X29gT54IH4Bw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1120&bih=1825

WHERE: Twin Lakes Sports Complex (the part with the softball fields, not the part with the roller derby, natch). 2350 W Bloomfield Rd

MAP: http://goo.gl/maps/tSt3A

WHEN: Saturday, 9/14/13, 4PM

HOW MUCH: Free for rookies, $6 for old wankers who’ve blown their shoulders out … from pitching. Yeah, that’s the ticket.