Hares: ʘ & Circuscision
Attire: Optional [Mardi gras-suitable costumes encouraged]
‘Twas 42 
hours afore the hash.
The hare’s half-mind began to dash
From beads to cake to flour off-white
But he had yet to compose an invite.
He looked at pictures of New Orleans—
Some beautiful (some disturbing) scenes
Of Mardi gras from years bygone.
But then he thought, “Screw it!” On-On!
Half-minds don’t need a (s)wank invitation.
They just want to know where the hell in creation
They might grab an ass and spy boobies to leer
At and follow some flour ’til they find beer.
So put on a mask and wear a chic dress.
Get ready to be a Mardi grab-ass hot mess!
Who: You!
What: Hash!
Why: Beer!
And cake! (Did somewank say “cake”?!)
When: Saturday, March 1, 3pm
Where: Atwater Garage (*not* the Henderson Grarage—which also happens to be on Atwater—the Atwater Garage at Atwater and Woodlawn)
http://goo.gl/qxrPoc
How much: $6 for experienced masqueraders and panty raiders; Free for those whose panties have yet to be raided.
