This half-minded group has a family tree so long and sorted, who wouldn’t get confused? So much incest…it is best…Such debauchery! Come follow a long-time Bloomingfool tradition and join the saga of the Hash of the Titans. What is the HOTT? We have no idea, but it usually involves some sort of contest, prizes, and (most importantly) Mustaches….oh, and Beer. Did you miss the last three sagas? You can read the myth, and become a part of the Legend!
Epic One…a long cold trudge through the up downs in the sweet and sour Lake Lemon. A battle was waged. A smooth Celtic stout took the crown from the Blue Ribbon favorite. Trail was marked in blood colored flour…Viking horns were given… Everyone dressed as warm as they could, they were still cold and wet at the end…There were mustaches.
Epic Two…Sycamore Land Trust and board walks were the terrain…a battle of the Americas took place where Negro Modelo destroyed the frosty blue crispness from the Canadians (there was actually an American microbrew that won…but we don’t remember what it was.) People wore costumes…it was a gorgeous day….There were mustaches.
Epic Three…It was at McCorrmick’s Creek… I think there were vikings… At that point, the theme was kinda out the window… Except mustaches.
Your hares, Maliblow Classic and Souzie Bee Stroke Her invite you to join them for a long-overdue clash of themes and facial hair comfort. This Saturday go to McCorrmick’s Creek State Park (You all have the skills needed to find your way there.) Find the wanks parked in the lot at the DEER RUN SHELTER (keep going right and find the signs, or follow the On On sticker on the car in front of you)…pay nothing if you are a virgin (Don’t worry, you will be sacrificed) $7 if you plan to take part in sacrificing those virgins to r*n our trail. Be there by hash time…you know, 3ish
Be a part of the new Saga that we will forget…There will be beer …McCormick’s Creek is awesome (it also costs to get it…so carpool …there might be blood…wear a toga for no particular reason (we are all hoping for nudity, though), expect…Mustaches!!!
(Sidenote: My neighbors have been having really vocal sex while I was writing this…I’ve been envisioning them wearing togas & mustaches…seems like they aren’t virgins any longer…They’ll have to pay $7)
When: Saturday, 11/7 at 3:00pm
Where: McCormick’s Creek State Park (carpool leaving North Marsh parking lot at 2:30)
How Much: $7, free for virgins
