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It’s time for BFH3’s BIGGEST event of the year, the BFH3 Big Red Dress Run!
That’s right wanks, it’s time to start digging out those red fedoras and feather boas! We’re gonna pull out all the stops, hit up the thrift shops, and find ourselves a bright red dress that really pops!
Blooming Fools H3 Red Dress 2014
Photo by Cuntput (IndyScent)
Ah, tradition! Every year BFH3 and their guests gather together on the afternoon of IU’s famous Little 500 bicycle race to traipse about town in red dresses, whilst students befuddled and hammered stare on from their house parties and offer free beers to passing wankers. We’ve got a whole weekend of events planned, so whether you’re a BFH3 veteran who only shows up once a year or a faraway wank looking for an excuse to visit this limestone-lovin’ berg of Breaking Away fame, now is your chance!
This year, mismanagement has really outdone themselves and scheduled a full weekend of events, and the best part is you can do it ALL — camping, pre-Red Dress hash/bash with BFH3’s sister bash, Red Dress, barbeque, AND a fat boy hash less than 45 bucks, or pick and choose and party with us for as little as $15 IF you act soon!
Red Dress Run
When: 2:00 PM April 16, 2016
Where: 2401 N Milo B Sampson Lane
How Much:
$25 from Sunday, April 10 through Red Dress Day – for dinner & beer & no commitment? Not bad! ($18 BBQ only)
What’s Included: Trail, beer, swag for the first 50 registered wankers, snacks, surprises, BBQ on-after and more beer. Bring your vessels!
Join your Red Dress Hares, the venerated BFH3 founding wank White Lighting and MisManagement’s own amazing On Sec Nuns Shall Pass at 2401 Milo B. Sampson Lane at 2:00 PM, Saturday. Wear a red dress in honor of the once-befuddled, now venerated late Lady In Red, and bring a few bucks to donate to our charity of choice for this year, the City of Bloomington Animal Shelter. We’ll loiter about for a bit and then head (WSH?) out on a red-dressed adventure through drunk Little 500 parties, hidden patches of downtown shiggy, maybe even see a scenic bit of campus and downtown, and then B into our Big Red Dress On-After Barbeque.
These kids might give you free beer. Photo from RDR ’14 by Cuntput (Indyscent H3)
Rego today for trail, beer, snacks, surprises, dinner, more beer, and the best red-dressed time you can possibly have in Bloomington Indiana. The first 50 wankers to sign up will ALSO receive a dandy bit of BFH3 Swag for the low low price of $0!
Wankers in excess of 50 who find themselves swagless will have the opportunity to purchase a variety of lovely BFH3 merch during sign in and again at on-after, so bring a few bucks to outfit yourself with some rad new swag or to throw in the bucket for the puppies & kitties & bunnies at the Btown Animal Shelter.
Rego, rego today, it’s sure to get more expensive soon!
Pre-Red Dress:
Friday, 3:00 PM
BFH3 Co-JM I Kinsey UR Butthole is offering up her rad Hash
Camp Kinsey, Summer 2015 Photo by PH (BFH3)
Haus for traveling wankers and camping enthusiasts! Beginning Friday, April 15 at 3:00 PM come down to 7451 S. Old State Road 37 to pitch a tent and get ready for the BFH3 Hash weekend of the year! For the low low price of $10 per wanker, visiting half-minds will have access to a comfy Hash Haus with beer pong, a fire pit, modern restrooms, and a big private backyard for camping. Camping at Kinsey’s will include some basic food and starter beer, and Kinsey & volunteer designated drivers will help to shuttle wankers back out to camp on Friday and Saturday night. Uber & taxi services also available for renegade campers.
BFH3 MM has reserved a small block of rooms at Super 8 Hotel at 1751 N Stonelake Dr, just 1.5 miles from the start location for wankers who prefer to “camp” indoors or stay in town.
Rooms are blocked until 3/15 and cost $124.99 (yeah, Little 500 weekend is pricey). To reserve, call (812) 323-8000 and request a room from the block “Blooming Fools,” and provide your name and payment information to finalize your room reservation. Any reservations not claimed by March 15, 2016 will be released, and by then hotels might be getting scarce/spendy so reserve now if you want one!
Hash Practice
The Bishop
Photo Stolen From The Internets
Friday, 5:30 PM: Come practice drinking for the big day at the unofficial headquarters for Witty Bloomington Bash Name Here, The Bishop. For the unacquainted, bashing = hashing on a bike!
We’re also having a last minute Red Dress Swap! If you’re thinking of re-wearing an old red dress (how gauche!) bring it with you and trade it to some other wanker for something new-to-you!
Pre-Red Dress Hash ‘N Bash
Friday, 7:00 PM Can’t get enough hashing? Prefer bashing or want to give it a try? Now’s your chance! We’ll take off for a combined hash/bash event at 7:00 PM sharp, so bring your bicycle shorts and prepare to be ogled!
Red Dress Hash Run
BFH3 Red Dress 2014, photos by SLiCE (BFH3)
Saturday, 2:00 PM You already read about this! It’s at 2:00 on Saturday at 2401 N Milo B Sampson Lane (the former location of the IU Cyclotron). Every wanker will arrive wearing a RED DRESS, and we’ll take our lovely selves out on the town en masse.
Afterward we’ll have a barbeque for on-after, and a menu will be posted here as soon as we’re finished perfecting it. Wankers who just can’t get enough partying are welcome to BYOB down to Kinsey’s Hash House for on-after-after when the main party starts fizzling out, and sober shuttle drivers will on-out at around 8:30 PM.
Red Dress Hangover Fat Boy
Sunday, 11:00 AM Want one last opportunity to hash BFH3? Need a beer or a mimosa? For the low low price of $3, hash for a mile or less, commiserate with your fellow hungover wankers, and bid us a fond adieu until next time, starting at 11:00 AM from the big parking lot behind Courtyard Marriott at 310 S College Ave, Bloomington, IN 47403.
Rego:
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