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Whut Whut Turkey Butt Fool Moon Hash 11/25 @ 7pm

The full moon is falling on Thanksgiving-Eve this month! In celebration, The Love Butt, Psychedelic Cum Fountain, and PH cum together in a forbidden three-way to bring you a Fool Moon hash mini-event not to be missed! Join us for … Continue reading

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AristoHash: A Hash In The Style Of The Aristocrats

Join your high-class hares PH and GoesInTite at a BFH3 hash MOST genteel and refreshing! These distinguished current and former BFH3 nobility have made arrangements to entertain only the most sophisticated of wankers at that epoch of outdoor culture and … Continue reading

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HASH OF THE TITANS 4!!! 11/7 @ 3pm

This half-minded group has a family tree so long and sorted, who wouldn’t get confused? So much incest…it is best…Such debauchery! Come follow a long-time Bloomingfool tradition and join the saga of the Hash of the Titans. What is the … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat Bash 10/31@ 2pm

Halloween is about giving AND receiving, just like a good 69…giving treats and turning tricks. What a coincidence! Saturday is both Halloween and the 69th trail of the Blooming Fools Bash. Join us at Boner’s Lot for a 69th trail … Continue reading

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Pink Dress Fool Moon Pub Crawl, R*** and Fundraiser 10/27 @ 7pm

Your Hares: I Kinsey UR Butthole, Kegelator, Eh, Rough Sextimate (note TWO virgin hares) Cost: SEE “COST” BELOW We will hare a turkey/eagle style trail and pub crawl (YES, it can be done) to satisfy walkers and r**ners alike. And………………..WAIT … Continue reading

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The Fall of the House of Lushes Hash 10/24 @ 3pm

[N.B. – See below re: THE HASH WILL START AT 3PM!!!] Does a bear shit in the woods? Who knows. There aren’t any bears in southern Indiana anymore. But there are beery wanks aplenty. Is a beer drunk in the … Continue reading

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Wild Bares Bash! 10/18 @ 2pm

Mother Shucker and Gaelic Pasties are baring again! We’re gearing up for a wild ride through the wonderful city of Bloomington if for nothing else than to transport large loads of beer from one side of the city to another. … Continue reading

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‘Wear Something Gaudy Day’ Bash 10/17 @ 2pm

Are you a half-mind and your mother dresses you funny? Well, you’re just the type we’re looking for! Cum on out to Bryan Park’s north shelter on Saturday, 10/17 and celebrate Wear Something Gaudy Day by bashing and letting your … Continue reading

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Get a clue, you fucking bear! (New Moon Clue Bash) 10/13 @ 7pm

It’s getting darker earlier which makes for laying New Moon trails with flour especially hard. So how bout a clue bash? It basically entails going from point A to point B to point C, etc., until beer is found. A … Continue reading

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It’s not a Cult! (yes, it’s a hash) – 10/10 @ 4pm

It’s been said that hashing is a cult, but . . . it’s not a cult! To help you tell the difference between the hash and a cult, here are the eleven signs that you are in a cult, with … Continue reading

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