Monthly Archives: August 2015

Boob Service Hash!

There will be Boobs! You will be Serviced! Yes you’ve beered there bewhore! You probably came many many times! (I hope.) And if you didn’t then make sure you cum this time!! B/c why not?? Your naughty hares will do … Continue reading

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Generic August Fool Moon Hash Announcement

When: Friday, 8/28 at 7pm What: Generic Fool Moon Hash Where: Generic parking lot at the west end of Rev. Ernest D. Butler Park <map> Why: Generic Beer How much: $7 (for Generic Wankers); Free (for Generic Virgins) Generic Hares: Circuscision … Continue reading

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The Bushwackiest Bushwhacking Bash Ever

Whack away, fellow bashers! This shig-tastic bash (weather permitting) will take you on a spirit journey to a bountiful spring of spirits and other shitty libations. You’d be a square to pass this one up! Trail will be (mainly) road … Continue reading

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Yes, Titwad and Kinsey are haring a hash from Kinsey’s house this year!

Start and end point is Kinsey’s Hash House, and we will be hashing, swimming (bring your togs or forever hold your pieces), and camping. Departure time is 9:30 am Sunday so you can get to the ANALVERSARY at Monroe! Experienced … Continue reading

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Lick Herp Package and Just Nick’s New Moon Bash

This ain’t some pansy-ass Twilight-themed bash! This is a legit NEW MOON bash! Friday! Beginning at Just Nick’s place! Be there or be forever labeled as LAME! Virgins are free–$6 if you are already broken in 😀 When: Friday, 8/14 … Continue reading

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Smokey the Bear’s Birthday Bash

Let’s get rugged. Let’s get wild. Let’s get responsible about putting out our campfires. Cum and celebrate Smokey the Bear’s birthday with a long, shiggy trail bared by Nuns Shall Pass and F. Lotts Pittsgerald. The Quickie Deets: – Where: … Continue reading

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